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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 138 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

But, isn't it wonderful that we can have a fediverse where there can be annoying instances like those ones, but if you don't like it you can just move or block?

The fediverse is chaotic but I sure prefer chaos to having one corporate overlord with one point of view, and one goal, which is getting ads in front of as many eyeballs as possible.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again.

Blocking an instance only blocks you from seeing communities there, it doesn't block you from seeing users posting in other communities.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes. Wait until they roll out their social credit system in upcoming Lemmy releases!

[–] tal@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They are just trying to be like the CCP, their heroes.

https://old.reddit.com/r/ChineseLanguage/comments/uob3rv/are_curse_words_censored/i8dcxjz/

Well, there is a type of censorship I guess. Some apps don’t allow people to post bad words like 卧槽,and so on. So people usually abbreviate the bad words to the first letter of each pinyin. So 卧槽 becomes “wc”.

This isn’t just for bad words tho, there’s many online slangs like xswl which means 笑死我了, and many more.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2021/07/12/censor/

The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.


John Gilmore, founder, Electronic Frontier Foundation

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We're all down to shit on new-deal-capitalism-with-chinese-characteristics, but you realize america's had this for decades? Getting upset that it's some uniquely chinese novelty is a little infuriating, as someone who has been doxxed and denied housing by that crap.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they going to implement Reddit-style karma?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Idk if something has changed but I think this is a baseless claim.

If it’s just visual gamification...we've sort of already come out against that, since we discourage karma-seeking by not displaying user's comment and post score totals.

(Source)

That is a 3 years old comment, but I can’t find anything newer (mostly looking at GitHub) suggesting Lemmy devs have any intention of adding karma

Yeah I pretty much know that, and consider the lack of a karma score a feature not a bug of Lemmy. It's just the obvious joke to crack on the subject of a social credit score on the fediverse.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Woah are you the OG sprog? Great to see you here!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Holy shit sprog is here too! Big fan

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait until you meet Margot Robbie and President Biden, who posted here in the early days and definitely wasn't me.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Margot Robbie, SatansMaggotyCumFart, Kolanaki, The Picard Maneuver

We've got a whole list of local celebs that can be met!

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[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw Margot Robbie, but i figured they'd been asked a thousand times if they were the real Margot, and even then it wouldnt have changed my interaction, so I just left it. Are they still around?

I never saw Biden, I thought his press account wod have been on bluesky

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's not the real Margot, just someone who plays her on TV.

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lmao

1000010958

Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Holy fuck that can't be real. I'm almost convinced to make an account just to see if they're trolling. Is this how they recruit?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

lemmy.ml is run by nannie-state fucktards that masturbate with such silly displays of power.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well aa long as there's consent

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, since the poster had their own comment censored, obviously not.

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[–] realitista@lemmus.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is how they enforce the CCP's social values.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

any recommendations on where to jump ship to?

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 22 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Anywhere but lemmygrad or hexbear, really. lemmy.dbzer0.com, ~~lemmy.world~~ (EDIT: ngl, I forgor there are multiple issues with this one. We should also be pushing folks to smaller instances anyways, because mega-servers are a threat to the fediverse.), lemmy.zip, or lemmy.blahaj.zone are all good ones. I'm quite partial to kbin.earth (although you'd need a different app), and there's also piefed instances.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Dbzer0 is pretty solid. Never had any issues with the admins, they post pro piracy shit, and they even ask for your input before implementing rule changes. It's pretty comfortable and meets my values well enough.

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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Literally anywhere that isn't lemmygrad or hexbear will usually be better. You could go to an instance with open sign up until you find somewhere else, but they tend to house a lot of closeted reactionaries, I assume because those people like the anonymity. Personally I just looked up instances to see which ones I liked. They'll have a description of who they are and if sign ups require an application you just say why you want to join their instance. It's not a huge deal really.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Might want to consider piefed instances as well, it's a fediverse front-end not developed by the weaklings that decided to censor your innocuous words.

I should do that too...

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Literally any non-ml instance would be a way better choice. Also avoid hexbear. The rest are pretty solid. I'm happy with speed of Lemmus.org, but lemmy.world worked fine for me too.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

My 2 cents is lemmy.zip. it's the most like the lost treasure that was lemm.ee. it leaves a lot of censoring up to the user

[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’m a refugee from lemm.ee and I’ve been enjoying piefed.zip and the .zip lemmy instance

Chose this one since I’ve heard (and from what I’ve seen) that like lemm.ee, the .zip instances only block the REALLY problematic stuff NSFL and illegal content, leaving it to the user to fill their own block lists rather than defederating

Edit, also used an mbin instance, I never really liked the microblog side of the fediverse (just not my thing) and wanted to continue to use voyager app

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

sh.itjust.works is awesome. The admins are cool as shit, and as you can tell from the name, there's no BS censorship.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

@nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml don’t tell anybody* but The Dude (admin) somehow keeps this place blazingly fast, super fast updates, the whole enchilada

99% renewable energy powered too apparently if you’re into that

Lazy linkin’ it just in case too sh.itjust.works/signup

*everybody excepted

[–] dabster291@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

join-lemmy.org has a list of joinable servers, there's also https://fedidb.com/software/lemmy (and another one i can't rember rn)

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit is this a joke or did they actually remove the word bitch?

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

They definitely removed the word removed, those bitches

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

growing up with a single mom, an older sister, and a younger sister... there were only a couple word that were never acceptable

I could say shit fuck asshole motherfucker and so on

but the words Cnt and Btch were absolutely unacceptable

I remember one time, I was about to call my little sister a B*tch and I didn't even know my mom was in the room but before I could even get the word out of my mouth, she smacked me so hard. I was like BUT THEY SAY IT ON TV SO IT MUST BE OK. Yeah that was the day I got a good lesson in how rules work for something and not for other but the rules mom makes are the only real rules you have to follow in life

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago

I mean I'd rather have someone called a bitch than a kid being "smacked so hard".

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 14 points 3 weeks ago

Ah yes, child abuse, the best way to teach kids not to use slurs. /s

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Your mom sounds like a bitch

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Had you been attempting to call her a fuckface with shit for brains would that have been fine?

That seems like an odd enforcement of rules if so, you'd think any vulgar disparaging remarks would count, or none, but to be that highly selective is odd.

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[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Oh removed got removed!

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