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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

About this dick sucking you were talking about...

Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 186 points 3 days ago (19 children)

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’M the prettiest princess

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The only winning move is not to play

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[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 139 points 3 days ago (44 children)

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 164 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 56 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Lemmy.ml banned me on my Startrek.website account years ago during the height of my posting. Like when I was posting 20 things every hour or two. Why? Posted some Jimmy Neutron meme about Disney having a first gay character and it being the 14th one this month. Title was like "Can always be the first in China at least for a couple minutes" or something along those lines.

From what I heard from some of the people who worked on .ml behind the scenes, they had to reverse the ban because a bunch of people started asking why there was no new content and other people started to realize it was because I had gotten banned.

Have never posted on lemmy.ml since and don't bother to interact with the instance at all. I don't have it blocked because not all users are like the admins but like fuck am I ever adding to that shithole ever again. I thought that was the worst I'd ever deal with from admins... and then I started getting personally harassed by the startrek.website admins across multiple websites and basically forgot about lemmy.ml entirely.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (21 children)

What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

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[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 71 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

Lmao

1000010958

Edit: wait did you do that on purpose?

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[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 days ago

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can say bitch on the internet

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 days ago (7 children)

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 79 points 3 days ago (13 children)

Why did they take a screenshot, and then tilt the picture? Wtf is wrong with these people...

[–] Stamets@piefed.world 140 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Why is this post in my shitpost community all shitty? How dare they"

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 days ago

Naw, you gotta lean in.

Which bitch asked that before me?

the cutest one

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Eww. Self censorship. 🤮

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