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I heard that a bombing spree had "finally knocked most Palestinians off the internet"

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really makes you think huh

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Grid layouts are Communism. We gotta have half a dozen single family developments inside of the base with at least two golf courses. That's how we preserve The American Way: Highly stratified housing and real estate scams.

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I keep finding clips of him on twitter and the man was absolutely vile; I never watched his stuff before, watching it now I see he really was a hateful piece of trash.

I'm not shedding a tear over someone taking out the trash.

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Come on. This courtroom artist can't be serious with this goofy ass depiction of Luigi. The nose, the skin tone, the thin neck. Did I miss the memo? Are Italians no longer white? lmao

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Charlie Corck

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WYDing in this situation?

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This is something I have felt for a long time, but with everything going on with that dead fascist, it seems to be really top of mind right now. I am white, for the record.

White society operates on plausible deniability of racism within itself. The number of times in my life when my fellow white people have said something that everyone would agree is definitely racist is actually fairly small, and concentrated into the time I was a teen or so. And not like people were ever afraid of saying it around me, I was very non-confrontational growing up and never really pushed back on anything bad someone said.

The idea is to never say anything openly racist that someone could call you out on. You don't say "I think black people are naturally violent", you say "I only go downtown for sports events, it's to dangerous there". You don't say you don't want to live in a neighborhood with a lot of minorities. You just... naturally end up in the lily-white suburbs. You will say you are open to dating people of other races, but just a coincidence that it's never happened. You agree that slavery was evil but you also get really worked up when your kids learn about slavery in history class.

Maybe these aren't even the best examples. I don't even like citing specific examples because it's an entire ecosystem. It's all about never saying enough that someone - even a fellow white person - could call you out on. I think a lot of the time, it's about lying to yourself as much as it's lying to everyone else. Because white folks have this notion that racism is "bad", and no one thinks they are a bad person... but at the same time we live in a fundamentally white supremacist society where NOT being anti-racist fundamentally says something about you anyway.

And Charlie Kirk was as good at this as any white person. I explained to someone the other day what Kirk said about black pilots. And this person responded with "well that's not racist, he wasn't saying black pilots aren't competent he is saying you can't know because of eeeeevil DEI!" You can take all the comments he ever said about race and pretend like he wasn't racist (according to white society) because he never said the exact words "I believe white people are superior to other races", because according to white people that is literally the only form of racism that can exist. Hell, some will even defend the statement "I just like being around my fellow white people" as not racist but just a form of personal preference.

And once you see all this, it can make you feel crazy. You can see so much racism among all your fellow whiteys, and yet everyone denies it. Everyone has an excuse, everyone has a reason it's not racist. Not looking for sympathy or anything, just describing what it's like.

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Right after bopping their heads to a song of kanye saying heil hitler

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/36292649

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In order to keep a balanced butthole, it's crucial that you never shit more than you piss. Shitting too much creates disequilibriating urethral pressures, while overpissing creates intolerable bung-side pressures. While Presinold Bungold Reagan was a major proponent of bung-side economics, it never worked out and the neoliberal strat remained GOATed among the Shittycago Boy-led consensus.

Proponents of MMT (Modern bowel Movement Theory) however hold a different hypothesis. Replacing the Balanced Butthole hypothesis, they argue the excreter has more levers to pull on than assumed by neoliberal excretometry. Namely, fiber consumption, pre/probiotics, and (to a lesser extent in certain systems like market socialism and imperialist social democracy) prostate stimulation. Under their model, MMT excretometrists argue that while bungside forces do affect need-to-piss (NtP), gross displaced piss (GDP) is the main measure of economic health and operates largely independently of bungside forces. They criticize the neoliberal model of fecal density intensity (FDI) which assumes a fixed, zero-sum relationship between fecal volume stored and piss volume; store more piss by shitting more shit. Instead, they suggest GDP can be increased by increasing pissing frequency, fluid intake, and even aesthetics of the piss trough.^1^ This covers direct growth of GDP.

MMT excretometrists also account for the second-order effects of bungside forces. Furthering their rejection of neoliberalism, they highlight the diet-agnostic effects of DIRECT prostate stimulation on reducing fecal volume. Other innovations include diet-proscribing policies such as higher fiber intake (such as through Beanis) and wholesale bans on shit expanders and removeders like cheese, dairy, and excessive treat consumption---destroying the neoliberal excretomists principal of fixed FDI.

Furthermore, so-called piss pills (diuretics in advanced theoretical works) such as spiroanalactone can directly increase NtP.

Consequently, it is possible to significantly boost GDP without a concomittant rise in shitting. You can piss more than you shit!

^1^ Interestingly, they find outdoors pissing and especially opportunities for prairie and secluded tree pissing induce the greatest growth in GDP

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xi-reactionary-spotted

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They're going to do Occupy Wall Street but in Roblox.

Meanwhile the Democrats are trying to invent new categories of cognitive dissonance to pretend that class politics is irrelevant and that Zohran Mamdani is only popular because of good cinematography.

Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZ/comments/1nioysg/this_seems_bad/

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finishing off a fucking murder confession with "delete this exchange"... this guy was not very bright it seems.

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The right is declaring war and they got guns. Reach out to your trans and LGBTQ comrades, check in on them and give them love support and ammunition. We are in this together and we need to stand as one.

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Post here if you're looking for a job and getting no bites

BLS revision shows annual hiring was overstated by 911,000 jobs

Turns out there was nearly a million less jobs then previously thought

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