Chapotraphouse

to be amerikkka's friend

That sounds an awful lot like someone in the CIA offered him something like a promise to take care of his family in return for carrying out a random false flag for them, only for it to immediately come unraveled because they're all incompetent failsons who are literally just awkwardly trying to do the cool spy shit they imagine their predecessors but somehow even more incompetently and corruptly.

What do you want to bet they got funds to carry out such a promise, and then just stole them personally?

there is a group chat of child murderers about their comfy life in suburbia

:blowback:

Always pay your mercenaries

blowback

smh wont somebody think of the death squad members

Imagine a VA, but for CIA mercs, by the CIA.

Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your daughter?