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[-] londos@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago

To this day I don't know how to read Tweets in the right order. I always feel like I'm reading a Carnac joke.

[-] residentmarchant@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

I know how to read them, but I still always read the top tweet first, then the original tweet, then the top tweet again....

I know, I'm dumb

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

YouTube to MP3.

YOUTUBE TO MP3!

Opens envelope and blows into it, pulling out a card

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

[-] gst0ck@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

Think Jeopardy.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Retweets are like parentheses in math

^sorry if this shows up as a double comment, i'm not sure why it wasn't posting my comment^

[-] downpunxx@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Carnac

I never watched Carson but then I found out about art fern a couple years ago. Looks like I've got another set of sketches to look up now

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[-] lung@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago

Steal an unloved kitten and give her a good home

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

I knew there were some unsavory-types here on Lemmy, but I didn't know there were f'n monsters here. How do you sleep at night, you ghoul?

[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago

Probably surrounded by kitties

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

That now have good homes.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 weeks ago

Any outdoor cats without tags that you can convince to live with you is legally yours.

Don't let your cats outdoors, people. Free cats.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 39 points 2 weeks ago

Posts direct content from news articles on Lemmy to save clicks and deny clickbait traffic.

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[-] dan@upvote.au 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Changing your own lightbulb was illegal in Victoria Australia until 1998.

Australia is pretty strict about electrical stuff, and only qualified electricians can perform electrical work, including work on any electrical fixtures. Light bulbs were counted as a fixture, until the law was amended in 1998 to specifically exclude light bulbs.

Australia is still a lot stricter than the USA in terms of electrical work you can do to your own house. It's still illegal to replace a light switch or outlet if you're not a qualified electrician.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Do they have people inspecting it to make sure you haven't?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. It sounds like a law that would be rather difficult if not impossible to enforce.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

In Chicagoland there are places where you can't even plug something into an outlet because of Unions. I'm all for Unions, but some (especially the police) of them are basically shadow governments with their own special rules.

[-] jecht360@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Don't use YouTube to MP3, use one of the Deemix variants that downloads music straight from Deezer's servers.

[-] BoneALisa@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think its still piracy but i pay for deezer just so i can use deemix to get their FLACs lol.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

When you cross the street put your first step just over the crosswalk paint. Watch out for cops though, they'll shoot!

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 27 points 2 weeks ago

Sir this is America. They would be shooting anyway.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Only if you're brown or darker...

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Or an acorn. Or sleeping…

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Remove the tag from a couch that isn't yours.

[-] Delonix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That tag could be useful!

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

Not a crime and also completely legal

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is violation of copyright?

[-] quixotic120@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Civil matter, not criminal

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

No it's completely legal. It's called time shifting.

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Download pirated games and movies. 🏴‍☠️

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wkk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm fine with bank heists but please don't loiter :(

edit: English not my first language yada yada, I confused "loitering" for "littering"... I'm fine with loitering after all

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Buy legal weed. Still federally illegal.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Drive past a red light at an empty intersection at 1am

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Practice shoplifting a little every time. Especially if you also have friends who want to get into crime.

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes, start small, lift the plastic door off the hinges; then slowly go for the bigger stuff; hit the gym as swell to make it a little easier on yourself. Eventually you'll be able to lift that whole ass target.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Local target store stolen in its entirety, investigators baffled

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Primary suspect is a Californian woman in a carmine trenchcoat

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Carry a screwdriver with replaceable bits and slowly dismantle everything, one screw at a time.

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

I got a Target on my back and it's heavy as fuck

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That used to be called limewire

[-] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

crossing the street beside, but not on, a sidewalk

[-] Album@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wear sunglasses at night

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