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This image has levels and I am for it.
Rot in hell, Rothbard.
Woof. Yeah, I googled the guy and what a massive wheel of capitalistic dick brie.
I'm not American or up on social sciences/economic thinking, so I wasn't aware of the hot trash he produced
It's a cylinder
The cylinder must not be harmed
A small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth)
A soup can?
I don't think you can stick a soup can into a Mini M&M's tube.
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't jelly your dick into a mini M&Ms tube
Maybe mini M&Ms tubes are bigger than I remember (it's been years since I've seen one), but I'm pretty sure you couldn't jam a dick into one of them either. Not without injury, anyway.
Speak for yourself
You wouldn't want to have a drink with any of them!
It's not a small cylinder, it's an average cylinder.
Like a penguin?
Wait, what are you doing step vacuum?
"It's a cylinder"
“Hot dog” sure buddy
Must be a tiny vacuum
plastic drinking straw tube
Use a fork
Time heals all stuck wieners, Charlie.
A temporary improvement in the quality of his posts
I live under a rock; there are a bunch of isopods under here with me. I had to google who he was, but yeah, dude is a turd souffle
“Turd soufflé”
And if you look to your right you will see an example of true modern art
Instructions unclear, recited the entirety of "Penis injuries from masturbation with vacuum cleaners" to a loved one.
Flawless victory!
That sounds like unnecessary effort when there is a perfectly serviceable audiobook version to listen to!
It's a cylinder
I hear they make a special hotdog vacuum for that
What a wonderful color blue that link is
Hey, some people really need hot dog vacuums. Don't let your life be ruined because you need one and don't have one!
I think you should leave
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Coat hangar
A big garage for storing airplanes, except it's for coats?
Some people got a lot of coats...
More like a cocktail wiener that curves sharply. To the right, of course.
Mine goes to the left.
Same
mine goes in a spiral
quack
Someone's "hotdog" is in trouble.
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