Wet + Bed = Problem Solved

I say all candidates get exactly 10 days to make their case to be president with only a $10000 budget and a preselected film crew to do it. We all just sit at home and watch the poorly written reality tv show that it is and cast our votes throughout the campaign Survivor style. Anyone can run, last one standing gets to be president until next season.

What a great idea! He's most disabled one of the bunch, with that poor little ear and all

Not sure I'd trust Google with any kind of Internet security and privacy

But that one is a special kind of crooked

The crooked third caption may cause mental distress

This is SOP in certain places

Yeaahh . . . they be fuckin

Literally me rn

These are all wildly inappropriate questions to ask a random stranger without some prior explicit context between the people.

Maybe it's not a good idea to use a media platform run by a megalomaniac moron as a primary source of news and information.

He looks like he's trying really hard to look like a bad ass, but instead he pooped his pants.