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Why can't I have a bad bitch like Lady Gaga in my life, why?

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like a second movie where the theme is "he has a girlfriend" is a weird one to go for after the major twist in the first one was that the women he thought was his girlfriend ended up just being a random neighbor.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

It's a classic tale of incel meets femcel

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I'm da joka baby obama-socialism

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago
[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried being a redheaded high-femme ecoterrorist instead?

[–] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

We must stan, but even i as a dedicated villain-coded queer and the world's most hopeless "i can fix her" lesbian think that "secretes literal mind control pollen" is too much of a red flag, especially when you're just out of a highly toxic relationship with a violent nihilist that can't take anything seriously.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

One of the things I've been thinking about is that when revolution arrives in amerikkka , Lady Gaga may have to answer to vegans for the meat-dress thing thonk

[–] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

I dearly hope that this movie pisses off chuds. Even if it accomplishes nothing else at all artistically, that will be worth it.

[–] JamesConeZone@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

asking harley how she got her scars (society)

[–] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

What if there was a clown, but instead of telling jokes, he had a girlfriend.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Tried rizzing up your therapist epic gamer style?

[–] goose@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

You wanna know how I got these girlfriend

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

You just need to learn some sweet dance moves

joker-dancing

[–] BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

I'm going to the People's Joker's showing in my State and if I can't at least make friends I will unironically become the Joker.