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[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Second most powerful country in the world? Powerful self-own.

Imagine bragging about being the second best at anything, Pepsi doesn't call itself the second most popular cola drink in their ads.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

They're objectively not even the second most powerful country in Europe if you count Russia.

[-] Trudge@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 5 months ago

Germany and France too. Gonna fall behind Italy and Turkey soonish if they don't shape up (they won't)

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

Yeah that's what I meant. I wouldn't call Germany stronger than the UK since they don't have their own nukes, but I'd definitely say France is a stronger world power than the UK and still maintains hegemony through neocolonialism, while the UK barely has any colonies/neo-colonies left.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Germany is less powerful in terms of raw strength but more powerful in economy and soft power. I mean they're basically leader of the EU and the manufacturing engine of Europe with the the biggest GDP by far, TERF island has nothing going for it now.

Also, germany-cool has around the same number of active military members and has been increasing their military budget to be around the same as the UK

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Also, has around the same number of active military members and has been increasing their military budget to be around the same as the UK

This isn't gonna go anywhere as far as power goes, it's just throwing money into the bottomless pit. There's no more actual structure to handle this money in any way that would yield results.

The Bundeswehr was never that far behind in budget compared to some other nations with way more capable armed forces and all the money in the world is not going to fix this. About a decade of McKinsey consultants telling the Bundeswehr to send their paid soldiers home and then hire some minimum wage civilian to guard bases, presumably it makes sense on an excel spreadsheet, has left that entire organisations in absolute disarray compared to other western forces, to which I say; critical support for McKinsey for doing the best job at demilitarizing germany after the allies

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Are they saying they're more powerful than China? Fucking joke lmao they barely crack the top ten atp

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago
[-] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

now i'm craving some kind of modern naval battle scenario game and want this as the "fleet matchup" screen

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 46 points 5 months ago

Your rivers, full of shit.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.

So critical support to the servants, I guess.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

"it worked great for steve jobs!"

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

Smh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

It's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers

My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis ligma-1ligma-2

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 5 months ago

While it's a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he's old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it.

Now that I'm done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

He's also a big fan of homeopathy

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

did they include a picture of an american jet? hahaha

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Your plan for reelection is to murder trans people and badgers to distract from your cartoonish incompetence, you fucking devil.

[-] RION@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

The UK is as strong as ever

Britain is the second most powerful country in the world

"the sun never sets on the british empire, but only because we were never that strong to begin with"

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

You do not produce steel

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

It rules that the king will die and seemingly in a funny way

[-] D61@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

How long before there's a four year old king/queen of Britain?

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

A while. Georgie is 11 now, and I assume knows his colours at this age. So he's already very well-suited to implementing the TERF Empire's will.

us-foreign-policy

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

I’ve always thought King Charles should be more like Steve Jobs

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fortunes do change fast in a century. Going from decrying the so-called "Sick Man" of Europe to becoming one. History never lacks those karmic ironies.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

It would be funny if i didn't live here

[-] OmniDeficient@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 5 months ago

I assume this post was stolen from some 13yo's goofy school project about political propaganda.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Their monarch will die again soon.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

And it shall be a glorious day for England, and therefore the world.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Britannia Rules the Waves!" king's carcass getting yeeted from the cliffs of Dover

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 5 months ago

Don't forget bedbug plague

[-] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

building the medieval socialist utopia out of News from Nowhere because you fucked up your economy so bad you had to abandon industrial civilization

Really looking forward to visiting the UK in ten years or so.

[-] FoolishFool@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Who does Number 2 work for

[-] Hurvitz@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

my cousin is taking nothing but cherry juice for his hereditary case of gout and refusing to go to the doctor, but he's a rural slumlord not fuckin royalty

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

when was the last time britain actually was the second most powerful country in the world? pre-wwi?

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

they were like number 1 till 1940 then got kicked to number 3 and then like number 5 after the suez crisis

[-] mushroom@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

i figured that since they lost their major holdings in SE asia and their foothold in europe so quickly during the war they must have been in decline for some time before the war started, but i'm not an expert and measuring things like "most powerful" countries are always going to be basically hypotheticals anyways imo

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

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[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Your president wasn't elected by you

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