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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure he's never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.

So critical support to the servants, I guess.

[-] glans@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

"it worked great for steve jobs!"

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Smh Steve just didn't drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king's medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis ligma-1ligma-2

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

It's tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers

My man's hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 7 months ago

While it's a dumb shit approach to treating cancer, he's old. If he wants to do stupid shit for his health, let him do it.

Now that I'm done humanizing a POS monarch, RIP BOZO. Your death will be deserved.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

He's also a big fan of homeopathy

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