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[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh damn it, I was looking for the department of department department. That's on the other side of town.

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My dad works there. Had him take a picture.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ask him if they're still open. I need to file a form to file the form to file the form about a claim claiming a claimant.

[–] Boggy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

No he left sorry. Also his stutter would make asking that ridiculous.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It’s department all the way

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Man, don't you hate it when

[–] Prestron@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

“Sorry, you dialed Department Of. What you need is Department If. Happens all the time.”

[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

This would never happen to the Department of Redundancy Department

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Gotta renew my license to

[–] oneiros@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

What if we

At the department of

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SamWoof03@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And it's probably mostly just cum and 10 copies of bulletstorm inside

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Now that you're here, there's only 9 copies left

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Wrong extension .... for army, please dial 9

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

That’s what the Dept of Control looks like on the outside

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Ah fuck, this reminded me I need to

[–] sandalbucket@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Love these guys! They really helped me out one time, they can handle anything related to

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

aw hell nah the department of unreality has manifested once more

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The department

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alright, the joke is starting to

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I accidentally the department. What should I do?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, good. I need to renew my

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I was hoping you could help me with

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

2005 wants its indie rock band name back.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A better indie rock band name would be

[–] powermaker450@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

The precise locat

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I just called to complain about the.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I think you accidentally a word