weird, i edited it a while ago
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darrellenjoyer posts:
i have crazy garlic fingers from peeling and chopping garlic cloves yesterday this phenomenon is always fascinating to me because it reminds me that i, too, am made of meat, and therefore i am also susceptible to being seasoned
not anymore it doesn't :3
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24583284
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batshit-auspol posts:
So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.
Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:
[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.
it simply says "excretable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant "
[end of snippet]
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batshit-auspol posts:
So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.
As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.
Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:
[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.
it simply says "execrable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant "
[end of snippet]
accept my compliments or Else
Else is what i call my bricks
oh shit i forgor
straight up the chargussy
:3
it's a post i posted while shitting, does that count?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24536609
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Optical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!
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Optical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!
[stretched out text reading "you're doing great and i'm glad you exist"]
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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teaboot posts:
why's it called Real Estate though.
where's the Fake Estate
teaboot replies with a screenshot of the comment section:
leebeearts comments:
airbnb
[end comment]
leebeearts quick on the draw today
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643
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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather
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context for those who need it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJ9HrZq7Ro