Such a punchable face. Damn

Scissors in packaging you need scissors to open.

Magic the Gathering

Nope, if I’m wrong and there is a god I plan to kick their dick instead out for all the anguish and suffering that could have been avoided. god cannot be both omnipotent and all loving. Only one or the other.

Also, in the loosely remembered words of Ricky Gervais, “if all recorded history of religion, and of science were suddenly erased from the earth; in a thousand years you’d have all the science back exactly the same, but the religions would be totally different.” Which I find very compelling.

How the fuck is meta the most used means of that information being given to those who need it? What the fuck man how did we let that happen. Imagine the places that haven’t had something to test their systems of communication. Damn.

Popsicle looks like Hitler.

Nikola Tesla

I’m in the hospital and on many medications and I thought you were asking if you could remove part of the spider without harming the spider.

A private school I used to go to banned Listerine breath strips, the ones you put on your tongue, because too many kids were using them.

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

What’s more infuriating that a post complaining about someone else complaining? Probably one complaining about a post complaining about someone else complaining.