This whole thing about Sweeny's boobs is the weirdest astroturfed chud campaign in a while. I still don't understand what is "anti-woke" about big boobs?
I think it's a popularity drive, they are trying to psychologically short circuit people: hey you, you like tits? so do we, sadly the woke crowd do not, tut tut
similar to how advertisers describe their cereal as crunchy in order to imply that their competitor's cereal is not also crunchy
This is going to end up working isn't it? 
wasn't there some small time actress more famous for nude modelling who had good politics? we need her back
think so
Ratajkowski expressed support for State of Palestine during the Gaza–Israel conflict
also what the fuck is a divorce ring lmao
So here's the thing as I see it: conservatives have/(I argue) had lightning in their hands with memes about avoiding taxes. That shit is funny as fuck. Evading the IRS agent, capsizing your boat, etc. are all a really good playing field to get people to warm up to your side. I don't think they did a good job making sure that stayed in the zeitgeist because it's so much easier to think of conservatives as people who don't like woke things. So instead of seeing them desparados and cowboys, you see a black person in media, roll your eyes, and think "my weird uncle would hate this." Bringing the taxes back up probably has diminishing returns because now it just looks like another bid to get you to dislike shit.
Now you have another battlefield where there's a "national divorce" where, by some stroke of luck, the left ended up with beer, football, and tomboys ( 
). However, the idea is that the right got boobs in the divorce. So now you have a chance, as a conservative memer, to go "oh my god, the right likes to princess carry and look down at the boobs, the left likes to be princess carried." Unfortunately, you as a conservative, are not normal about women and instead like to get into diatribes defining womanhood (but DEFINITELY not gender expression). The main thrust at the moment is going to be talking about BODACIOUS ta-tas and how 1950s coded this woman is. Oh my god she's so bubbly and no other woman in my life acts bubbly. You can never be the party where women are free to express themselves because, frankly, you're the people who want to have a say in their healthcare. You would rather the single family unit be the main building block of society (you're not even the party of the clan). At best you're Colby Covington with paid models, but Megan Thee Stallion is never going to be scantily clad for freedom the way she is for anime.
So even if it could work and you could have a fierce competitor for national popularity, you won't. They're not cool. They can never be cool. Even country music was cooler before conservatives got ahold of it.
None of this makes any sense, and what's annoying is this American culture war nonsense spreads to my country relatively quickly, it's incomprehensible.
Their coworkers asking them to stop being weird and inappropriate about this woman in front of them is a tool of the evil globalists, obviously
How did they get like this? What do they even think "woke" means at this point?
What do they even think "woke" means at this point?
Decency, empathy, tolerance, equality, reproductive rights, etc - it's a very, very long list.
It's kinda unclear why large boobs are "a formidable weapon" against those things.
perhaps we're meant to see large boobs and forget ourselves like the cartoon wolf that inspired :awooga:
The recent thing with Sweeney has actually helped me better understand what they mean by woke. It's all wrapped up in misogyny and objectifying women, that's the main focus of it. They think wokeness is the promotion of the idea they have to settle for "inferior" women, or allow good women to be with "inferior" men. Their antiwokeness gravitates around a central idea that white cis women are theirs to control. So they end up with sexual paranoia about becoming gay, or seeing a black man with a white woman, or they might be forced into respecting women regardless of their sexual characteristics.
first they came for the bodacious ta-tas and I was like "wtf are you talking about you old bastard"
What about young people being extremely sex positive made people thing that tits were frowned upon
Fucking millenials didn't say "Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd" when they saw Sydney Australia's breasts
Woke bastards
Oh, you think wokeism is the answer? Well when I see big tits I turn into a wolf, I start howling, and my tongue flaps out and I have to roll it back up into my mouth because it's like 20 feet long. Then I turn into a steam whistle.
When I see bazongas my eyes actually literally pop straight out of my head and onto the floor where I'm left sobbing trying to find them again. Thanks, obama
I wish this happened to me minus the steam whistle 
Boomer tf magic
looking down at my bodacious ta-tas and surmising that i am, in fact, not woke
posting cringe should not be protected speech
So I’m guessing the angle is that the woke mob hates big-breasted women because of body positivity promoting physically unattractive women in the eyes of conservatives. Therefore Sydney being a big-breasted white woman with blonde hair is defying the woke agenda against people like her.
Kind of a weird hill to die on though. If anything the “woke left” is all in on big boobs with their sex positivity stuff.
Chuds have the mentalities of literal toddlers and think that "support for x" must necessarily mean "we hate everything that's not x" no matter how incoherent such a take turns out to be. So "please stop fatshaming people" becomes "the left hates attractive people" and you end up with this nonsense about how the woke mob hates big ol' tonhongerekoogers despite no one ever saying anything of the sort.
Yep, they're called reactionaries because they're always reacting to other liberatory movements and exist only in opposition to them. Without "wokism" there could be no "anti-wokism".
Rod Dreher: Anti-Bimbofication Watchdog
we must abandon communism 
Return to cummunism instead
whats sydney sweeny's opinon of this situation
I was going to say is she like leaning into thisnpr something or does she just have the extremely unfortunate luck of having the worst 30% of the country constantly feeling the need to publicly admit how horny they are for her.
If she's not endorsing this I really fell bad for her that she's literally been reduced to a pair of tits.
She was on SNL and made a bunch of titty jokes about herself iirc. Straight up cashing in
That was kind of what started it though, so I don't know if you can call it cashing in, on this anyway.
Asking people to be normal is woke now is my take away here
How do you tweet that out and actually not feel embarrassed and actually not delete it? chuds man.
All I know about this woman is her boobs. Is she some chud or something? They aren't saying that she said anything "based" or anything.
She was on Euphoria which is gay and trans af so this is all really special
She's a prominent white blonde woman and reactionaries have adopted her as the standard for feminine beauty. But they're not even being the normal kind of horny about her. They're saying she's so hot that she invalidates feminism, queerness, and being woke. Sweeney herself hasn't said anything like this. The closest thing to a political statement she's made is one time her brother posted pictures from their mother's 60th birthday and a few people were wearing parody MAGA hats. Sweeney then told everyone to chill out, but didn't say anything that sounded political at all. She's probably a standard rich Hollywood lib.
Listen, I like boobs. I like them a lot. But what the fuck is going on with these people?
I think they’re over correcting for getting too weird and puritanical. I feel bad for this lady.
Me when I'm definitely heterosexual and attracted to women's breasts
What's it called when someone is so deep in the closet that they're past Narnia?
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