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[-] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 196 points 7 months ago

Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don't think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don't follow his route.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

Just cuz you're all NAT'd up doesn't mean you'll be left alone.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Switch back before it's too late.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He has already chosen the route he wants his life to take. There was no turning back once he passed through that gateway.

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

I don't mean to put him in a category, but he is clearly from a hub of scum and villainy.

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 55 points 7 months ago

"I have the IP address of the man who ruined my life forever on my hands"

[-] Dnn@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

127.0.0.1 then?

[-] GreyCat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

That's his loopback address, his local IP can be 192.168.0.1/24

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 7 months ago

Don't believe his lies

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago

Dude! How did you find out my IP address?!? Delet this post now or I will call thr police! I don't want my identiti stolen!

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 7 months ago

Oh no! He's got my IP 😱

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 37 points 7 months ago

Now do ipv6

[-] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

I don't have enough fingers

[-] FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

You gotta use colons. Then it's pretty easy.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago

Good luck finding a tattoo artist that will do your colon

[-] JoMomma@lemm.ee 34 points 7 months ago

Class C warfare

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 31 points 7 months ago

If it were the right hand you could've done /24 on the thumb

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 30 points 7 months ago

This is gross. Needs IPv6

[-] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

IPv8 tattoo

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Now do '0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0000: 0001" across both knuckles like the classic "LOVE HATE" tat.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

Or just a big

::1

on your hand

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

On your chest. Much more macho.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Get it as a throat tattoo or get out

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Get a null tattoo on your forehead if you are really about that life.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 7 months ago

DEAD BEEF

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 18 points 7 months ago

127.0.0.1 / 255.0.0.0

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Why the fuck did I click this

[-] lud@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Yes, 127.0.0.1 is famous for the distribution of malware. Don't ever go to https://127.0.0.1

[-] N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

Can confirm I personally know the guy that hosts 127.0.0.1, total asshole.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

you have tls on your local network?

[-] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Local? 127.0.0.1 is a malware distribution IP. Of course they use TLS.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

malware? yet its a secure connection. suspicious...

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Honestly, before IP, my first thought was a concentration camp.

[-] Astongt615@lemmy.one 4 points 7 months ago

Definitely Dewey Decimal System

[-] genfood@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

🪦

[-] zinderic@programming.dev 12 points 7 months ago

No place like 127.0.0.1.

[-] roddy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

::1

[-] xradeon@lemmy.one 11 points 7 months ago

"I'll show you a gateway to heaven!" punch

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

I'm a 10.0.0.0 255.0.0.0 enjoyer myself.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

Hopefully you don't have that much trouble remembering them.

[-] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago

I already have a couple hand tattoos, but I definitely need this or some other dev related tattoo ^^

[-] Muffi@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

I also sport a couple of hand tattoos. Only 3 are dev related though.

[-] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

What are the dev related ones ? :))

[-] genfood@feddit.de 1 points 7 months ago

I request a proof.

[-] RAM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

I try to keep this profile somewhat anonymous, so no proof for now (:

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

There's no place like home.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world -4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is funny to programmers but it’s dumb to network admins.

[-] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

I guess let people have their fun, but I agree. Class C space is pretty insignificant

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