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turning a big dial that says "Hitler" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
the price is reich 
“I’m Bob Barker, reminding you to have your untermenschen spayed or neutered”
I mean, it's just dishonest. They don't believe it themselves, it's just a rhetorical tool. Liberals have only adopted that line of argument so they can shame anyone with principles into voting for Biden. If they did believe that 99% Hitler is worth supporting over 100% Hitler, why do they whine so much about Stalin?
If they did believe that 99% Hitler is worth supporting over 100% Hitler, why do they whine so much about Stalin?
Because they believe Stalin was worse than Hitler.
Then they should put their nuts on the table and admit they're hitlerites. 
Is that how you're supposed to identify Nazis?
Oh, man, I've been going about this all wrong. Thanks!
They disagree on the fundamental principle that Biden is 99% Hitler.
Haven't you seen /r/WhatBidenHasDone tankies? 
Krakkkers: "Oh great two Hitlers"
The true gender binary
In any good system, there is more than two choices.
You can’t vote third-Hitler! If you don’t vote for regular Hitler then worse Hitler will win!
I'm losing track of all the Hitlers smh
There's 101% Hitler, Normal Hitler, Mecha Hitler, and Hitler Jr
God, I hated my class on Hitler Particle physics. I don't care about how Hitler Quark Jets result from Strong Hitler interactions. Just annihilate them all with anti-Hitlers and be done with it.
102% Hitler runs a spoiler campaign against 100% Hitler so that 101% Hitler wins. 100% Hitler blames 99% Hitler anyway.
everyone knows the common trope about going back in a time machine to vote against Hitler
The bona fide method to take down fascism, right?
"A vote not for Biden is a vote for Trump (yet a vote not for Trump isn't a vote for Biden somehow)"
We have to keep supporting Hitler, because if he is removed from power Himmler might take his place!
If 99% Hitler loses he will oppose 100% Hitler out of partisanship. This could have the effect that 100% Hitler will be virtually 99% Hitler.
irrelevant, joe biden is to the right of hitler
Death to America
What policies would make someone 1% worse than Hitler? Advocates for smoking cigarettes on top of being hitler?
~~He's mean and orange and says cringe things on twitter~~
Realistically, being healthier and more competent would have made Hitler worse I guess
hitler himself is only 99% hitler on his bad days, so i think we should vote for him and hope he has many bad days.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2024
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