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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You could throw some kind of …sausage party.

[–] dopeshark@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I wonder what movie would they watch

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If it's not Shrek I'm not coming

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Do they prey on sausages?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

These are my ingredients. Any ideas?

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the "moat." Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams "meat feast" while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

Dunno about you but I'm craving a hamburger bout now.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

cake. obviously. duh.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Lincoln log cabin

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Life lesson.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Circle of uhh life.

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 10 points 1 year ago

bro we should meet up

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That’s my kind of pig.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.

[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you've tried hotdogs in other countries.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

The noses make it smell good

[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Beef?

In think you're mistaking them for beef-like products. I don't think they've used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some beans would go hard with that.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as I can wear my jants

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Psychologist: Denim fridge isn't real, it can't hurt you!

Jridge:

(This is not AI, its real)

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Glizzidgerator

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Call the guys over and have a sausage fest

[–] krippix@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.

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[–] Postreader2814@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like a highschool party.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Burgers it is!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 2 points 1 year ago

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[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

"Why did I even buy all these? I'm vegan."