[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

You can dere-lickt my balls

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

ngl I read that as "fights" at first, and I was intrigued!

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

A sphincter says, "what?"

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

With Kevin Bacon wielding the paddle

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Vertical tacos with stinky cheese two for $1.49

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yoyonnaise is great for food that keeps coming back up

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That should be the title as well

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

All natural, organic, free-range, gluten-free lead! With a name you can pronounce. Couldn't harm a fly. Look at me! I turned out fine!!

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world -1 points 5 days ago

The worst part about the gas you put in your car are all the additives they cram in there. Gas for small planes you check it by sticking your finger in it to make sure it's full. Your finger doesn't even smell afterwards unlike car gas where you stink for a week. Also no skin cancer! Next you drain some from the bottom to make sure there's no water. After a quick visual inspection, you just pour it out onto the ground.

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Are you suggesting it be renamed "Hitchcock's The Birds, of Paradise"?

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

What is this? A bus for ants?

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submitted 3 months ago by TotalFat@lemmy.world to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

**Me **

Can you describe a potential new food item for a company like McDonald's that uses insect-derived proteins and would be marketed to Americans

**Copilot **

Absolutely, I'd be happy to help brainstorm a new food item for a company like McDonald's that incorporates insect-derived proteins. Given the increasing interest in sustainable and alternative proteins, I propose a new item called the "McCricket Protein Bowl". Here's a detailed description:

McCricket Protein Bowl

Ingredients:

Cricket Flour Tortilla: A soft tortilla made from cricket flour, which is high in protein and has a subtle, nutty flavor. 

Black Beans: A hearty serving of black beans for added protein and fiber. 

Grilled Vegetables: A mix of grilled bell peppers and onions for a smoky flavor and added nutrition. 

Cricket Protein Chunks: Pieces of cricket protein that have been seasoned and cooked to perfection. They have a unique, savory flavor and a texture similar to grilled chicken. 

Avocado and Corn Salsa: A fresh salsa made from ripe avocados and sweet corn. This adds a creamy texture and a sweet contrast to the other ingredients. 

Chipotle Sauce: A smoky, spicy chipotle sauce that adds a kick to the bowl. 

Unique Selling Points:

Sustainable: Cricket protein is a sustainable source of protein that requires less land, water, and food compared to traditional livestock. 

High-Protein: This bowl is packed with protein from both the cricket flour tortilla and the cricket protein chunks. 

Delicious: Despite using unconventional ingredients, this bowl is flavorful and satisfying, with a variety of textures and tastes that work well together. 

This new food item could appeal to adventurous eaters, those interested in sustainable food sources, and health-conscious consumers looking for high-protein options. It's a bold move that could put McDonald's at the forefront of the alternative protein trend. However, it's important to note that introducing insect-derived proteins to the American market would require careful marketing to overcome potential consumer hesitations.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by TotalFat@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Encourage those impacted directly to create a new community so people can opt-in or out as desired. Please!

Seriously though.. Is it the anniversary of the invention of the jeans or what? Is this an attack?

EDIT: I can see I've made a fundamental error in the appraisal of this community. As I am newly old, I've resorted to the "get off my lawn" approach to a decidedly mild irritant. I will retract my proposal and agree to "live and let live."

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