[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 138 points 2 months ago

Is sleeping in your car being illegal some sort of FREEDOM©®™ thing that I'm way too European to understand?

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Hi.
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What I mean is.
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Insufferable cunts who use.
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Like it's a fuckin.
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Return key.
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😡.
Is there a way to get a single notification for a conversation, be it WhatsApp, text or whatever, then silence notifications until the window-licking shitbag stops pressing [Send]? 😅

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 132 points 3 months ago

I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 109 points 4 months ago

told BBC News on Friday that the device was "just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel". He called the event "not serious at all". "In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal," he said.

Saved you a click

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 224 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Had an Italian friend (as in, from Italy, not someone whose great great great great grandpappy once snorted a line of parmesan) tell me the reason for this.

Italian women are notoriously hard to woo, and will resist all advances to appear "hard to get"

Italian men (As in, actually Italian, not people who think obnoxious behaviour can be excused by far-removed genetics) realise that it's way easier to try and get their balls emptied chasing slappers called Sharon from Essex

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 174 points 4 months ago

What the fuck did I just read?

Humans arrested and charged for feeding hungry and needy humans

That's a level of Freedom ©®™ I just cannot comprehend

That's fucking evil

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submitted 4 months ago by Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

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For context, Carrefour is one of Europe's largest retailers. And French; they take no shit

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 212 points 5 months ago

Refuses to elaborate further

It's literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 118 points 5 months ago

Could yous stop using words like "Firebrand" and use the proper "Attention-seeking"

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 116 points 5 months ago

Not if you're *from anywhere fucking normal ftfy

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 152 points 5 months ago

fatally shoot

Uh, murder is the word you're looking for

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Like if I type "I have two appl.." for example, often it will suggest "apple" singular instead of plural. Just a small example, but it is really bad at predicting which variant of a word should come after the previous

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 110 points 6 months ago

Have you tried ordering some fuckin punctuation, mate?

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submitted 6 months ago by Mr_Blott@lemmy.world to c/android

I use Komoot for wild walking and biking, and it's incredible. Hugely more accurate and reliable. Just wondering if there's something like that for city and intercity travel. Thanks for suggestions!

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 145 points 6 months ago

Is this some sort of American thing I'm too European to understand?

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 189 points 7 months ago

For those that don't want to read that article that looks like it was written by a teenage intern -

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67252752

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