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[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 48 points 3 months ago

US military:

[-] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm struggling to think of something flippant and cutting enough to capture the irony while also doing justice to and being respectful of the dead and wounded.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

"Supplies, motherfucker!"

Clonk.

(I am certain this does not in fact meet your second criteria.)

[-] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

It's fantastic otherwise, but yeah no definitely not.

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Open up and say ahh"!

“Who ordered the pancakes?”

[-] ebits21@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago
[-] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 7 points 3 months ago

That's unironically how I feel most of the time about this war.

[-] MaXimus421@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

The very idea of this happening is so ridiculous that I almost don't believe it. It's like some Looney Toons shit.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

I suppose dropping humanitarian aid is kind of like dropping bombs without the boomy bits, so I can definitely believe it. The bigger issue is that the only effective way to get aid in is air dropping. If a certain country would be a little more sensible, the logistics could be easier.

[-] spider@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s like some Looney Toons shit.

...or, on a more sinister note, some Mossad shit.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I've been trying very hard not to think about the "sonic got killed by an extra life box" bit and be more serious about this

[-] TheJims@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Please be the onion Please be the onion Please be the onion

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Aren't airdrops parachuted in? I'm not trying to be a dick, but people didn't have time to move out of the way?

[-] Jamil@lemm.ee 42 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The chutes didn't open. There's video. Having a heavy pallet crash through your roof can cause death. We're talking maybe half the weight of a car, traveling at faster than freeway speed.

[-] MaXimus421@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And I still struggle to belive that drop found it's "target". It's so stupid.

[-] babboa@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Even the ones where the chutes deployed have to be still carrying a decent amount of energy given the speed they appeared to be dropping in the video I saw. Given the number of folks running to try to get to them I'm surprised MORE weren't injured.

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

So, an update seems to indicate that the parachute failed. So...I was just a dick since I didn't consider that possibility.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gaza-airdrop-aid-israel-hamas-war-mishap-kills-palestinians/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a

[-] blackfire@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

I just can't imagine it going any worse over there

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

It will. It's practically unimaginable, but it will.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

It can always be worse!

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Life imitates art, once again

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

A journalist based in northern Gaza told CNN that Palestinians in northern Gaza are struggling to make use of aid recently air dropped by the US and Jordan, because it does not include essential food supplies.

Abdel Qader Al Sabbah told CNN that the air drops of aid are “useless” calling for items that can be stored and used over several days rather than single portions to be eaten on the day.

Well done as usual, America.

Golf clap.

Maybe the U.S. should stop "helping" Palestinians. And also stop helping Israel.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Humanitarian Daily Rations are best for scenarios like when displaced people are en route, or transient camps without cooking infrastructure built yet.

Flour, rice, lentils, beans, etc is cheaper both up front and a per-meal basis, but doesn’t offer a bonus payout to US military industrial suppliers. The same companies that make the MREs the military eats in the field, also made the HDRs being airdropped right now.

[-] Wrench@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

When a population is starving, I fail to see how single portion containers isn't helping.

It is food. If it's more food than you can eat before it parishes, share it with others around you.

Yeah, it's not great that the chutes failed and we basically catapulted "aid" at a residential building, but there are unavoidable risks when you're forced to air drop anything.

This is more condemning good in the name of perfect.

If you want to point fingers, point them at Isreal for not allowing aid to be driven in.

And no, I don't need more finger pointing about US aid to Isreal.

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