Approximately 2 feet tall and around 60 pounds. Found at the local gas station.
Free for any loving caring family that is willing to properly take care of a log.
We haven't given it a name yet though, suggestions are welcome...
What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs, And over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
Is it better than bad?
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log
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Log
I'm still not sure what to feed my log though. I've tried dirt, urine, and other stuff, but it keeps crying. I think it's hungry, what should I feed it?
Virgins? Check the star trek subs.
Upvoted just for your username alone haha! ππ€£
Oh fuck...and I post in the star trek subs too...
ITS FATE
Eventually we'll find a comet that's actually just a log, ejected into space, from some garage accident.
And thats when everyone pays.
Try some strings of popcorn garland and ornaments
I already did, but it didn't do much for me.
Oh wait, you mean the log? BRB...
It's big
It's heavy
It's wood
So we name it Big Heavy Wood?
Edit: It doesn't respond. I think my poor log might be deaf..
It's better than bad. It's good!
But does it roll down stairs?
No idea. I just know that itβs better than bad.
You gotta keep your log on a leash like the rest of us.
I won't make that mistake again..
It stopped halfway down for a break.
Better check and see if it perhaps belongs to the log lady.
I'm scared to ask, but what?
This better not be like the bottle guy..
Twin Peaks reference
Hahahaha! Never seen that clip before, but thanks for sharing π
Oh I'm envious, experiencing twin peaks for the first time is down right magical. Check it out.
Don't worry, it'll be automatically rotated.
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I think his bark is worse than his bite but don't worry - the logcatcher will probably catch him soon.
Ugh, take your damn upvote, ffs
Ah, you're right. I need to check the log files..
Looks like a fun friend to bring camping or to a bonfire on the beach!
We're still trying to locate the original parents of the lost log. But so far we haven't had much luck, the local trees are pretty quiet about this situation..
Hey, I have one in the yard that looks just like it, lemme go quick and check to see if it's still there or if it's the one in the picture, don't go anywhere, just wait right here...
I hope you catch it before it runs away, they're hard to catch..
Praise Log!
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It needs some jeans
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