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But, on the occasion that there are cookies and I do eat cookies, I will eat no less than half the pack. And if they're Oreos, after about 20 my tongue gets greasy and I lose the taste for them.
Yep me too. I don't eat cookies often, but when I do. All of the cookies!
Yep. This is me
I don't buy them anymore, same with candy and most other snacks. I know what happens once that stuff enters the house: I eat it all in a few days. The easiest place to stop this is in the supermarket when I consider buying the stuff.
"We must stop eating!" cried Toad, as he ate another. "Yes," said Frog, reaching for a cookie, "we need will power." (Frog and Toad Together)
That's me when I have good cookies.
The whole pack, but I might have a pack once a year
It depends. Are we talking home made chocolate chips or are you thinking something more like Oreos, prepackaged smaller sized units?
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too many
ALL OF THEM! NO COOKIE IS LEFT BEHIND!
My high score is around 4 packets in around 20 minutes.
That's why I stopped buying cookies...
Yes.
I stop when I run out or feel disgusted in myself.
All the cookies.
Nah, it depends on the cookie.
Not necessarily even the size. But the kind of cookie. Oreos? Three or four, with milk. Chocolate chip? That's my weakness. I make two types; the more traditional where I have to make myself stop at three, but could finish a dozen. And there's the kind that levain bakery made famous. One cookie is almost an inch thick, three to four inches around, and packed full of chips. I can barely finish one, but would otherwise gorge myself.
I have to be careful making chocolate chip cookies. Store bought? Two or three, depending on size. Usually with milk.
Something more like murder cookies, one or two. They're so good it's absurd, but they're very satisfying without flipping whatever switch it is that makes chocolate chips nigh addictive.
But nilla wafers? Fuck me. A dozen, easy, because as good as they are, they're kinda "empty".
Don't get me started on cookies lol.
question: how hard is it to make basic cookies?
Peanut butter cookies take 3 ingredients and literally 15 minutes from the moment you decide to make them to the moment you stick the still-too-hot cookie in your mouth.
Not very. 10 minutes making the dough. 2 to roll into little balls and flatten slightly with fork. About 12 to bake.
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If cookies are in fact the same as what we call biscuits, you can basically make a crumble mixture (2 parts flour, one part butter, one part sugar, plus any adjuncts you want) then bind it in your hands like you would a snowball, then roll it into a thick sausage, cut quarter-inch-thick discs out of the sausage, and bake them at 160°C for between 15 and 30 minutes depending how good your oven is. They harden as they cool. Easy peasy.
1/4 of the box, no matter the size...
How many cookies are there?
Depending on the size, usually 4 at a time. If they're those big ones from Costco, then just two.
I generally prefer salty snacks over sweet ones though.
It depends on how big the packet is. Usually I have a few, then “just one more”, then “just another one”, and then suddenly the packet is empty.
All of them
all of them
I admit it too. It was my plan from the very beginning.
Tomorrow I will do it again.
As many as will fit
Depends on the kind but I typically stop at two. After that it makes me feel like I should exercise.
1 row, unless I am not paying attention and grab a few from the wrong row too.
How many ae there?
3-4
How stoned am I at the time, and how big are the cookies?
Definitely depends on the cookie. Fresh baked chocolate chip, 2. Oreos, one row.
I don't like Oreos better, it's just that they feel more disposable.
With oreos, we refer to that as doing a line around my house.
It depends of which kind of cookies..
Two.
One, or half of one if they are big.
Chips, crisps, on the other hand...
It depends on place and context but all of them.
throw some nutella between 2 cookies
Depends on the cookie.
My homemade chocolate peppermint crinkle cookies I tend to eat around 3 per...eating?
Oreos are until they're all gone so I have to like, not get them. Same with thin mint cookies.
Other cookies it really depends on how big they are.
Homemade peanutbutter cookies with milk, 6 or 7... or sometimes I get savage and just stand at the counter eating them untill someone stops me
Yes
Depending on their size, but usually no more than 3 pieces in any one afternoon tea setting.
I always try to leave an even number in a package and the number that is divisibly the most useful.
None - ever. With the exception of Sesame Street and the internet my life is cookie free. Now, as for biscuits that’s a different story…
Depends on the cookie and what I'm trying to achieve.
Chocolate chip? Zero unless it's uncooked dough, and I will be quietly annoyed that chocolate chip cookies were chosen.
Lofthouse sugar cookies from the supermarket? With the frosting and lethal amounts of sugar? A lot.
Lofthouse's birthday cake flavored sugar cookie with that weird French vanilla flavor and even more sugar that's like an orgasm in cookie form? As much as I can afford to buy. I've been trying to eat no more than three at a time simply because I don't want to blow all my money, but it's so good.
1 row
Usually one or two of they are home made, 3-4 if it's packages cookies like chips ahoy.
Girl scout cookies however...
For months its been 0, but i just recently bought some.
None - I’m diabetic.
But before I popped for it, I would eat too many cookies. Those & doughnuts were my two biggest weaknesses.
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