What country/region is this? If you don't mind me asking
That's so silly
Bravo
No one expects the Spanish inquisition
If your shower routine is standing under water and just washing your stinky bits, chances are your body is still covered in sun screen. That stuff is designed to stay on in water. You need to properly wash yourself all over with soap/body wash and use a loofah. That will remove the sunscreen and also exfoliate dead skin.
Source: Australian
It's worth it
I read half the article (got the gist and yeah it's very true and very funny) but bowed out because of the infestation of ads on that site.
I hate this internet
Play it, Sam. You piece of shit.
We'll always have Paris, you piece of shit.
Get busy living, or get busy dying. You piece of shit
I honestly can't stop laughing - why is this stupid idea so funny
Here you go:
You're not stupid, just incorrectly informed. And smart enough to question that. That makes you waaaay smarter than the average person.
It's really funny that you've chosen a male name for the only female character
I literally don't understand the relationships in his comment. I simply can't get my head around it
No, guns are for maiming and killing living things. I didn't grow up in the bush or in a rural area, so there was no need to shoot anything.
Had my parents raised me around guns in suburbia then I would have categorised them as reckless fuckwits.
Because who in their right mind keeps guns anywhere near children? That's absurd. To think that's normal is institutionalised, cult-thought.