Killing the queen (chess)

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

not slaying the princess I guess.

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

I don't know... Majonging?

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

reckless driving

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Intergalactic genocide

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Do porn games on an old android count?

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Punching trees

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Heresy. Warhammer 40k Rogue Trader.

Building without a permit

Various Building code violations, possession of dangerous chemicals, Code violations concerning nuclear reactors, unauthorized mining. Possibly poaching wildlife. Minecraft: All The Mods 9. I'm not very far into it yet, so there's probably a lot of stuff coming on top of that soon.

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).