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[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

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[–] madeline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

[–] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

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[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Dragster39@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Nothing because no one's alive anymore - gtfo Animal abuse and slavery - Palworld

[–] ZeroTHM@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

not slaying the princess I guess.

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[–] art@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I don't know... Majonging?

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

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Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Aggressively realistic HEMA reenactments

[–] EndlessApollo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

[–] Persuader9421@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

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[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

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Guilty of killing a prince that had become to become a giant toad due to a curse.

(Witcher 3)

[–] willnever_fadeaway@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] tool@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

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[–] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Stacking blocks and clearing lines.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

[–] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] soulfirethewolf 5 points 1 year ago

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

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[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

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[–] Pooptimist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

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Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

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[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do porn games on an old android count?

[–] ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Building without a permit

[–] LemmyRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

[–] Thymos@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Punching trees

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