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[–] null@slrpnk.net 110 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.

[–] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Definetly feels like it should be illegal

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (5 children)

aaaaaand the song is in my head again.

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[–] Skua@kbin.social 71 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it

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[–] Mautobu@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.

[–] Brocon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Managed Democracy for everyone!

And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.

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[–] nick@midwest.social 57 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.

Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've yet to launch the rocket, but I'm only a thousand hours in :-/

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[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 26 points 2 years ago
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[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...

Fuck I love Minecraft!

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[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fishing

I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.

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[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 20 points 2 years ago

Your honor, the factory must grow.

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I picked a bad time to close a porn game.

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[–] Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Spreading democracy for the glory of Super Earth!

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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.

And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Just wait until they start investigating my village breeder and iron farm.

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[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Building a house in the woods without planning permission.

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[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.

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[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Turning the universe into paperclips

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism

But absolutely zero murder

[–] Blank@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] neeeeDanke@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago

Osha violations (Portal 2)

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.

I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Warframe Makes the Geneva convention a grocery list.

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[–] SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).

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[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!

Spreading democracy

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol

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[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Impersonating a defense attorney.

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[–] supersonicstork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] t0fr@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Building a house...seems fitting.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ecological warfare on a planet-wide scale

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[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Mining rocks and killing bugs. Hey we all gotta make a living

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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Spreading Managed Democracy.

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[–] tuxtey@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Calling in a 500kg bomb to kill a few bugs.

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.

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[–] couggod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

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[–] polysics@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Eradicating an entire species of bugs

[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I think you mean SPREADING DEMOCRACY.

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