Hank was a douchebag, and it took Jesse a good while to become somewhat of a decent person.

This will always be my favorite, it perfectly captures the way he actually talks imo

Damn, money for a photoshoot and JNCO jeans in 1998?

This kid must've held all the hands.

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

Nah, 2018 was like two years ago max

The D speaks the truth

This is actually really smart on her part. She's banking on the most gullible portion of society to believe everything she says, on Fox News, no less, so they think she's automatically legit. And even if they boo or even hate her at this point, if things go south for Trump, you can bet they'll be looking her up to see what else she has to say because she "simply said what she saw". And thats when she'll start raking in the big bucks with personal consultations.

Jokes aside now anon's gotta make sure to use sunscreen, or he's only trading in one killer for another.

I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.

Guy over here needs a lemmy with only answers to questions he's asked

I think it's more that if you can't recognize it immediately, it probably won't be as funny anyway