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[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Better than the next guy's.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?

[–] accidental@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

things just work out, it seems

I'm gonna need a bigger van.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna be A-ok

[–] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[–] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

About the same.

[–] d3kay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I need uranium, fast!

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[–] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Either really good, or really bad

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I go to your wedding

[–] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[–] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Well..., by being charming?

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[–] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m already dead

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Russian fucking roulette

[–] girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm doomed.

~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

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