What's chewing tobacco, then?
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Would you count that as a Head-Up Display?
Vaccines.
Come on people, do you want the son of God to get whooping cough?!
(For the record, I'm in favour of science-based medical care, including vaccines. I shouldn't have to say that. What's the world coming to?)
Vegemite: suitable for murderers.
Read the room. Carefully. More carefully than ever before in your life. Then decide if you'll proceed.
There's hope for me yet.
Do you at least have cousin you smoke weed with in the back of his truck?
...I don't know which character that would be. Maybe Morn?
That expression says he woke up that way and thought "ugh, not this shit again".
Wasn't Carrie King's first novel? 🤔
I stole that voice from Gilbert Gottfried.
That font is appropriate to the setting, but kind of hard on the eyes.
New Zealand here. Most of us don't do a lot of decorating, but some people are really into it. My wife has put up a mini-tree already. The big one comes out on December 1st, even though I argue that's too early. We like to have an outdoor BBQ on Christmas Day, as it's generally shorts weather.