spittingimage

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

They might not want to do it, they might feel there are better things to fight for, they may have heavy regret signing and volunteering for the military knowing who the president is. But they do it anyways.

Do you maybe mean the opposite of respect? Because that seems more logical.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

some however are weird and say arc-ee-pelE-go

We hunt those people down and sacrifice them during the yearly Ritual.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got so tired of them I actually started asking ChatGPT for recipes instead. It's mostly worked out.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

More screen length = more space for embedded video ads.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

fart gun

I got my nephews one of those! It disappeared after a week, but what a week.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The universality of the human desire to stab a motherfucker.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Exactly the kind of place where you turn around and discover a ballerina has been silently standing en pointe behind you for who knows how long.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I believe Thiel's name is one of the ones found in the Epstein emails.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

One of the most fun characters I've played was a broken-down elite super-science soldier who was so addled by basilisk memes and psychotronic warfare that he needed his intelligent gun to remind him where he was every ten minutes.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Global basilisk hack. Everyone staring at a screen has a fatal seizure and tips over. Uncontacted tribes in the Amazon basin inherit the Earth.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pineapple soup?

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Is to carry out a death sentence.

 

Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?

 

Either all at once, or over a lifetime?

 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

 

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

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