[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Make popcorn in my hands, probably.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I always see these things on a Thursday. Time zones.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

My cousin works (sometimes) as a truck driver. He's certified for any size truck, flammable/biohazardous goods, the lot. He'd be making good money if he could stop telling his bosses to fuck off.

I was in IT for 20 years. In order to succeed, I had to become 50% therapist.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Nothing much. Everyone's been pretty calm and level-headed about things.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Looks like you got summoned to the prison for jury duty.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The most comfortable work clothes I've ever had were scrubs.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

There are cities in Scandinavia who've set up vending machines where crows can deposit a cigarette butt to get a food pellet. That's a little like giving them a job.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

I think that's an unrealistic expectation. Cats gonna cat. Even talking ones.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 41 points 5 days ago

I can wiggle my ears. I used to use it to entertain children, but today's children are jaded and cynical.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

The rest of us feel that way about your Kardashians.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago

Freedom from hayfever.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

What if the great filter is our love of carbs?

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I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

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Loki (spoilers) (lemmy.world)

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

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I've been on a cosmic horror kick lately, and what I'd really like to read is stories or novels of the awful and unfathomable on a spaceship. Stories where we go to them, poke what shouldn't be poked, scan what shouldn't be scanned, and things proceed from there.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by spittingimage@lemmy.world to c/recipes@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Ingredients:

  • 1 can chickpeas
  • 1 can diced tomatoes
  • 2 tbsp water
  • 1 cup frozen peas
  • 180g/6.5oz halloumi cheese
  • 2 heaped tbsp garam masala powder
  • 1/2 tsp vegetable stock

Method:

  1. Cube the halloumi and set it aside.
  2. Mix all remaining ingredients together in a saucepan and place on the heat. Allow to come to a simmer, stirring frequently.
  3. Mix in the halloumi and stir until heated through but not melting.
  4. Remove from heat and serve with rice.

I learned this recipe from a couple of vegetarian friends who eat it twice a week because it's cheap, easy and packed with protein. There's no need to add salt, the masala powder seasons it nicely.

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Those of you who've used both, what do I need to know about the difference?

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