spittingimage

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Im Kurrrrazy! in c/bored@hilariouschaos.com
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I dunno, that seems like something a fairly normal person would say.

Witches, Wizards, and Warlocks in c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I thought we all agreed that warlocks are magical sugar babies.

Wh... what happened here? in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I once heard a shopkeeper complain that furries never buy anything, swat nearby customers with their tails when they move, and smell like they've been walking around in a hot costume all day.

The world’s largest library of lies has good news about fake news in c/neat@lemmy.world
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"The problem is bigger than you think". How is that good news?

Universal Health Coverage flex in c/coolguides@lemmy.ca
The calories of tomatoes in c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The last time I decided to let my hands take the wheel (so to speak) they produced the sentence "and that's why I keep Bruce Lee's thumb sewn into the lining of my jacket".

Dibs on the hat in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Shroombeard sounds like a treant from the deepest, dankest part of the forest.

If you had to choose a new _lingua franca_, what language would you pick? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Haven't heard of it.

Just don't in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Thank you for throwing yourself on that grenade for us.

Buckle the fuck in in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

When I typed 'CSS' into google to get the details on how to use it, 'grid' was the first suggestion. 😁

If you had to choose a new _lingua franca_, what language would you pick? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Esperanto. It's an artificial language designed to be easy to learn and communicate in. Although it's worth noting that there are esperanto dialects and speakers of one don't necessarily understand speakers of another.

How successful would a masked vigilante be in real life? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Ask Phoenix Jones. He did exactly that for three years, although he never actually tried to conceal his identity. He retired from superheroing to be an MMA fighter.

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How would you turn Hell into a tourist destination? (lemmy.world)
 

Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?

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The best part of marriage is always having someone to scratch between your shoulder blades for you. (lemmy.world)
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Is it possible to eat a toxic amount of culinary herbs/spices? (lemmy.world)
 

Either all at once, or over a lifetime?

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Is dessert a snack or a meal? (lemmy.world)
 

My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

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What are the levels of BBQing? (lemmy.world)
 

To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

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Message bullets (lemmy.world)
 

Picture this: you're working in a large open-plan office and you need to send a message to Steve at the other end of the room. You pull out your messenger handgun, dictate your message (because you paid for the voice recognition feature) and let it engrave your words on a bullet. Then you simply fire it at the target mounted above Steve's cube!

Fast, attention-getting and simple. It's the perfect system.

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What three unrelated movies make a perfect set? (lemmy.world)
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Tesco's Laser-Etched Avocados to Save on Packaging Waste - Core77 (www.core77.com)
 

I'm sharing this because any reduction in unnecessary packaging waste is good for the planet - and because I think laser-etching avocados is funny. 🙂

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Alternatives to onion grating (lemmy.world)
 

I followed a Jaime Oliver recipe for curry, which started with grating onion, ginger and garlic. I liked the curry, but grating an onion is a miserable job. He said that technique unlocked the onion's 'sweetness'. How much difference do you think I'd notice if I used a food processor?

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Why does melted cheese just taste better? (lemmy.world)
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'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years (grist.org)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/13601128

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/8027175

'Reef stars' restored Indonesia's blast-damaged corals in just 4 years

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Loki (spoilers) (lemmy.world)
 

I noticed that one of the monitors in the loom control room had "SKIN?" written on it in the dust that covered it. It seemed pretty mysterious and I was sure it was a detail that was going to be important, but it never came up as far as I noticed. Any theories as to what it's about?

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