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We always hear about song lyrics that we deeply connect to on a personal level, but what about ones that are the opposite of your experiences and/or vibe? I'll start first:

"I got money in the bank."

  • T-Pain on Buy U a Drank
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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

"🎢I'm proud to be an American🎢" from the self-titled song.

Don't get me wrong - I really want that song to be relatable again, but right now and for many years it hasn't been.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

We had to sing that song in 4th grade, when the US invaded Iraq. Every. Damn. Morning.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I pledge alleigance. To the flag..."

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah, we did those shenanigans too. The pledge wasn’t as obnoxious as making a bunch of redneck fourth graders sing Lee Greenwood at the top of their lungs.

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[–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 10 months ago

Oof. If it's any consolation, I'm cringing with you across time and space.

I was in high school and then college during that era, so I guess I was lucky to avoid the forced patriotism.

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Where at least I know I am free I stand up, next to you.."

That song is so goofy that me and my friends (we are third worlders) put it up ironically while playing minecraft and sing along with an american accent and the lyrics are ingrained to my brain for that reason, lmao.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Every time I'm listening to "getting better" by the Beatles and hear "I used to be cruel to my woman, I'd beat her" and then they sing about getting better I instantly turn off.

Even when I was a kid I was like wait so he still beats his wife but like not as often?

What the f*** and who beats their wife anyway and how is that in this song and it just bothers me to no end every time I have heard that song for the past my entire lifetime.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)

"All that 'I used to be cruel to my woman, I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved' was me. I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically - any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women."

John Lennon

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Yup, he was known for it.

[–] conciselyverbose@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Obviously that's not OK.

But in all seriousness, isn't that the growth we want from people? He didn't just recognize that it was fucked up and changed. He also publicly acknowledged that he used to be that person and that that person was fucked up.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

... Wut?

The less you know, the better... Can never listen to him again without that popping up in my brain.

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[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Quite a lot of Beatles songs are a bit creepy. Take Norwegian Wood for example - he goes back to this woman's flat, she doesn't want to sleep with him, he sleeps in her bath instead of just leaving, and in the morning, after she's gone to work, he sets fire to her house.

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 34 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I’m on a boat

I’m actually not on a boat :(

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 10 points 10 months ago

That one was played at least once per shift when I worked on a boat.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I'm happy" - Pharrell Williams

[–] Jajcus@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago

..and not even 'because I am never happy'. It is the melody that is nothing like happy and hearing it makes me unhappy.

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[–] muse@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Literally all of Ke$ha's Tik Tok. I have never woken up feeling like p diddy, nor have i brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack daniels, and I sure as shit don't exclusively date guys that look like Mick Jagger

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Wake up in the morning and I just can't see

Why everybody in the world is rich and famous but me

I mean, I’m young and I’m hot, and I want to make money

But when it comes to talents, I just don’t have any

[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Taxman by The Beatles. I’m not criticizing their music as a whole, but a song written by millionaires unironically whining about having to pay taxes is totally unrelatable to most of their fans.

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Oh shut up.

[–] Tathas@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Man, 5%? That's it?

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you like piΓ±a colitas, getting caught in the rain.

I like neither of these things.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

With all due respect, what is wrong with you?

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

They’re into yoga

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Are you into cheating through classified adds in the newspaper?

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Seriously, who likes getting caught in the rain?

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"...and the laaaaand of the freeeeeeee..."

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"...and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave!"

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[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago (5 children)

The Boss: Born in the USA.

I was born in Canada.

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[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention."

  • Frank Sinatra in "My Way" basically singing about how awesome he is
[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Technically, it's Frank Sinatra singing about how awesome Paul Anka thinks he is.

I'm not saying that's better.

[–] Haus@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

I like the version where Sid Vicous sings about how awesome Paul Anka thinks Frank Sinatra is... Or Nina Hagen.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Sex by the fire at night"
-That's what i like, Bruno Mars

Other than being single, uhh i'm in a tropical country and there's no fireplace. But yes mostly being single.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago

"In the desert you can remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain"

Desert has many people for to give you pain.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 12 points 10 months ago

"I dont know why I love you, I just do." -Jaymay

That's fucking terrifying, but my wife thinks it's romantic.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

Bastard son of Odin
Born to kick your ass

My father was both married and not a Norse god upon my birth. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even divinely fated to kick ass. I just don't know what to do with this song.

[–] nikosey@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Every little thing is gonna be alright.

[–] assaultpotato@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"It's Brittany, bitch"

Can't relate tbh.

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

Anything regarding blossoming love and romance. Most of the time, it's so far off from my experience that the lyrics just make me envious and overall depressed with myself. This is 60% of popular music.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 10 months ago

I grew up listening to a lot of old-school country music. Listening to it as an adult with an understanding of mental illness is horrifying and hilarious.

[–] OddFed@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I couldn't care less."

Leslie. You made a fucking song about it Leslie.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I've got all the right parts in all the right places.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pretty much everything from Duran-duran.

Don't get me wrong, I love 'em, but have you actually listened to the lyrics on their songs?

"Smell like I sound"? What the fuck Simon?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just keep coming back to the whole playlist of songs I made the other day that are from the perspective of psychos, murderers, or rapists. Totally unrelatable; but are also cool songs. Like Polly by Nirvana, Possum Kingdom by The Toadies, and Still Alive by Johnathan Coltan.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

"God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you" - Angelspit

Been feeling more and more hungry for the 1% lately, in Minecraft

[–] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

A slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing

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[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 5 points 10 months ago

Hungry Like the Wolf.

...i just ate

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