It's almost like you shouldn't trust the judgement of people who believe inter-dimensional space wizards are real

If Democrats weren't cowards that would have the Senate fire up a RICO investigation regarding the conspiracy to show revenge porn on the house floor and indict all of the sitting Republican house members.

So unfair. Meanwhile, if a flock of seagulls picks you up and flies away with you, there are no legal consequences for them whatsoever.

I will experiment with not eating at Wendy's in 2025.

This happens a lot. AMC shot a show that my daughter was in. They completed filming the entire show and 3 months before the release they mothballed it for the tax write-off.

Lady, you got creampied by Casper. Eat the L.

Blocking a road doesn't affect anyone's supply lines enough to affect any change. If it did there would be much harsher laws and penalties when some fuckhead is on their phone and gets in an accident disrupting traffic flow.

Ugh. This post is so dated.

The best thing about wet socks is that I'll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

Meteors and volcanoes have never had anything to do with it. Every so often horseshoe crabs rise up and cleanse the planet of filth.

Cordless stick vacuum. Roomba's don't do as well with ash because of the spinning brush.

Those characters aren't from Star Wars. They are from Stargate. Easy to see how you might confuse them.