Probably about 1 kg (2,2 lbs) depending on what I've eaten.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about,

https://www.mdcalc.com/calc/1725/phq9-patient-health-questionnaire9

"I'm smelling you through my nose, don't know how much toke I've chose"

"I'm smelling you through the air, don't know how much stink I care"

"Oh God, it reeks like forever"

"But no one ever tells you that forever reeks like a sewer"

"Sitting all alone inside my throne"

"'Cause I'm smelling you through the air"

"Don't know how much stink I care"

"All I know is that it reeks like forever"

"When no one ever tells you that forever reeks like a sewer"

"Sitting all alone inside my throne"

"How do you feel?"

"That's a stupid question. You think I give a flying fuck about feelings?"

"When something like a fart becomes initialized and folded up like a dirty diaper, you can't expect an easy answer, especially not from me."

"Because it's the farts, the farts, that smell for you, oh yea yea"

This will be the new national anthem.

Too Mighty For This World

We stand strong, with hearts that shine,
Defenders of freedom, in every line.
From sea to shining sea, we rise,
In liberty's embrace, under open skies.

Chorus:

We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.
We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.

Verse 2:

Our flag waves high, in the land of the brave,
In every heart, the anthem's call we save.
We march on, with justice in our stride,
United we stand, with honor as our guide.

Chorus:

We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.
We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.

Bridge:

Oh, in the land where dreams come true,
We fight for peace, for me and you.
In every heart, our spirits soar,
For freedom and for evermore.

Chorus:

We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.
We're too mighty for this world, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.

Outro:

We stand united, strong and free,
In this land of liberty.
We're too mighty, too mighty for this world,
So proud, so free, and bold.

A celebrity with an unhealthy obsession with you. Constantly stalking you.

By shit, I mean poop, excrement, diarrhea, turds, crap, brown bubbles,