Common Finnish mask-off moment : the_dunk

[-] huf@hexbear.net 120 points 8 months ago

Yeah. When your options are:

die, and have your country destroyed
Or

fight alongside nazis to avoid dying
Unsurprisingly, you choose 2). Granted the brits probably would have helped if it were possible, but it wasnt.

what the fuck are you talking about, the soviets beat your ass twice and your nazi shit country is still fucking there. you keep saying the russians would have taken everything BUT THEY WON AND THEY DIDNT EVEN TAKE FINLAND.

just unbelievable amounts of imaginary worldbuilding, jesus christ.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 71 points 8 months ago

Finland was also the one who invaded the USSR after allying with Nazi Germany. It had nothing to do with ”we're uwu smol beans who need the Nazis to protect us from the ebil Soviets”, Finnish fascists were openly dreaming of Greater Finland.

[-] RedCat@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No no you see war is a videogame and K/D is the only reason why wars are fought and since brave and mighty Finland killed more dirty Orcs they won.

What do you mean they surrendered and had to give the Soviets more land than was initially asked for? Shut up you dumb tankie.

[-] Alisu@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

The Soviets were wrong. They should have liberated the Finnish proletariat

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

One of the few things Stalin actually did wrong.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

No amount of racism is gonna change the fact that Finns are eternal losers

[-] GarfGirl@hexbear.net 103 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

hitler-detector off the charts rn

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 66 points 8 months ago

Yup not racist at all

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 74 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Finnish Femboy

Rose emoji, Ukraine flag Twitter user championing genocide in Gaza.

Stalin was right about social fascists. I'm so glad Nordic Countries are moving from Social Fascism to regular fascism thanks to neoliberal ideology.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago

On old.reddit you can see the flair on that user

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Professional eh fedposting

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Future Reddit users will be shown this comment when they ask why they’ve been sent to a labor camp.

[-] idkmybffjoeysteel@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago

When you love and respect landlords so much that you erase Finnish peasants, workers and socialists from history

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

This is the average liberal understanding of Ukraine's position in world war 2. I've heard my whole life that the Soviets were so evil that the nazis were welcomed. There's never a mention of which Ukrainians welcomed the nazis (or their class loyalties). The narrative is so unscrutinized that I've heard this from Ukrainian descended jews saying it to me (also a Ukrainian descended jew).

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Soviets were so evil that the nazis were welcomed.

So true! I too choose to believe Goebbels at face value!

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

This reminds me of a Twitter interaction I saw a while ago. Some Ukraine flag guy was claiming that it was actually Ukraine which won WWII because the 1st Ukrainian Front was involved in the Battle of Berlin (not how front naming worked but yeah). Then someone brought up the rpes which happened in Berlin right afterwards and asked if that means Ukrainians were rpists. OP did a complete 180 and blamed all the crimes on "the Russians in the Soviet Army".

Fucking Ukraine flag bros man.

[-] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

The same people arguing the Nazis were welcomed as liberators are the same people doing the mental olympics trying to justify how Bandera/OUN were not in fact actual Nazis and how that swastika on every Ukrainian army photo is actually just a norse rune or some shit.

Don't bother going there.

[-] Sinistar@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Imagine erasing the 3 million Ukrainians who fought in the Red Army from history in favor of a few thousand dudes who really wanted to do genocide.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 53 points 8 months ago

Every 2(x)4you is just a sub for fascists, especially 2nordic4you. shocked-pikachu , I know.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

They're consistently in the top 10 for Finnish reddit so at some point it's not even a sub anymore, just the post dump for the whole site

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago

Finnish reddit is a cesspool even by reddit-logo standards, so checks out.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

When a Nazi shithole country meets a Nazi shithole website, what else would you expect?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago

Real chads use 3x5u.

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

2Asia4u is just full of Hindu fascists so this checks out.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

USSR won the Winter War despite casualties, America lost Vietnam.

[+] bazingabrain@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

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[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

No. I’m surprised when westerners turn out to be pleasant and not rabid Nazis

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

yea

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

It is probably meant as some kind of "we wuz vikangz n shiet" rubbish but in reality being "too Nordic" would probably just mean you was really socially awkward and liked pick and mix candy a lot.

[-] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

its just another one of those 2balkan4u offshoot subs where people are 'ironically' nationalist

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I’m sure they’ll understand that their Gulag life sentence is only irony.

[-] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

the grenade following them down the mineshaft was an ironic joke trust : )

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

socially awkward and liked pick and mix candy a lot

literally me

[-] Yurt_Owl@hexbear.net 37 points 8 months ago

If I had a time machine I'd go back and give modern weaponry to the Reds in Finland during the civil war

[+] ComradeEchidna@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

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[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Kill counts in general are sus in war but the Axis bloated out their kill counts habitually. There are a few well documented engagements where the SS would claim they destroyed hundreds of Allied tanks but you look at the Allied records for that day and they'll say something like "We lost 3 out of 50 tanks we have in the area."

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

I remember checking wikipedia for the tiger tank and they said back to back on the page, "They destroyed 300 soviet tanks and suffered zero losses in the first engagement (dead source linked)." followed by, "German tank-crews had self reported kill counts(actual source linked)."

anyway I remember them telling me that all of Häyhä's kills were confirmed because they went to his spot and found all the bullet casings. Even as a child I was like "I thought he had to move constantly because they would've gotten him otherwise?" sad fash propaganda

[-] Grebgreb@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

:steamfront:

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

Moderate wing of fascism strikes again

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

"DAE le Nazis le wholesome!?"

reddit moment.

[-] Cromalin@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

shout out to svetlana bridget-smug

[-] super_mario_69@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

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