jesus christ it was right in front of us this entire time

Yeah, it's was a thing in finland as well. idk what duraseal is, but I assume it's that self-adhesive plastic wrap stuff (we called it contact plastic or something?). We could only use transparent wrap though, no fun allowed. Still, it was an important ritual I remember. New school year, 15 new books, let's fucking go!! I was always really bad at it though, so my books would have creased wraps with tons of air bubbles. I thought it was really satisfying, so I'd (poorly) go home wrap my own books just for fun as well.

for real, jesus christ. does "I can't afford it" mean something else for other people???? I remember I had an acquaintance back when who just didn't seem to get the concept of not affording something.

"come to the thing!" sorry I'm broke, I can't afford it. "yeah okay but you could still come" bro what I literally have seventeen cents to my name "oof yeah I get it, but you could come though?" What, just fucking smooth-talk my way in without a ticket? "no man the tickets are cheap, come on, it'll be fun"

They weren't even out-of-touch-levels of rich or even all that well off. I never understood, and I never thought to ask them what they think "can't afford" means. Wild.

Oh my fucking god

FUCK this is so good, god DAMN dude

Oh my god. This post is too much. It's great, I love it. "I want evidence but only the kind that proves me right, thanks". Yanks are something else

lemm.ee users don't post nuclear-level cringe challenge (impossible)

Seriously considering learning chinese and fucking off to Chengdu or something. My tax euros are contributing to this shit and I can't do anything about it.

Death to Europe

:finland-cool: Finland and Israel sign major defence deal

Finland and Israel have signed a deal for the delivery of the Israeli David's Sling high-altitude missile defence system to the Finnish Defence Forces.

can't wait to get vaporised by one of these misfiring when the big day comes

I wonder if he knows that the woman (Tove Jansson) who made the character in this ridiculous idiot's avatar (Snusmumriken) was in an "intimate relationship" with another woman? Do you think he'd be upset if he knew that?

Remember! If you see someone shoplifting, you didn't.

Oh, shit, I never thought of that. Thanks for pointing it out