This makes me very suspicious that you’re secretly a Ferenghi. Did Quark talk you into this?
I'll give you 15 strips for one if it's numbered and stamped with a seal of authentication by the Ferengi Commerce Authority.
Brunt, FCA: “What I want is 52 discs of vacuum-dessicated @Stamets. Nothing more, nothing less.”
@Stamets: “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!”
Odo’s going to be allll over you.
Literally
I don't trust that product. It's probably filled with tardigrades.
Guaranteed to keep you erect for at least 6 hours
you teleport between mirror universes at climax
I figured you'd be something like gas station boner pills and not something classy like artisan squeezed immune system boosting mushrooms.
The difference between me in dress blues and me in a tanktop
I hope you're getting royalties
I mean... The Founder of Host Defense is Paul Stamets... In 1980... https://hostdefense.com/pages/who-we-are#about-paul-stamets ... Sounds like someone has a temporal problem ...
My brain just travelled into the mycelial network and back again .... that is freakin amazing ... I love the connection they made there ... wow
Confirmed, I yearn to put my dick in the bottle too
I see you conveniently cropped out the price tag so as not to disappoint us by showing us the true cost of this highly priced, unobtainable by mere mortals product.
I'll have to settle for the Lion's Mane instead ... it will help with my mental clarity.
Once your mind is clear, you'll realize you should have gotten stamets instead.
Reminds me of Hasselhoff eating that burger.
Essence of Stamets in a bottle? Not sure how to feel about that one
Neither am I my man! I didn't wanna by powdered!
So... Why exactly are you good for the immune system?
I am painfully white so clearly if I am any type of cell it is white, which works for your immune system
THAT explains the moldy memes!
You seem to be a fun guy.
What becoming one with the mycelium network does to a person
I think based on that tag it's entirely possible we live in the same town.
Good gods I had the same reaction. I want to know the isle this photo was taken in so I can go find out!
But that has to be a trademark shared elsewhere right??
edit: Okay, yeah, National Cooperative Grocers Association. I'm mildly disappointed now lol.
My God, they've bottled me. I don't know how, but they've bottled me. RUN FOR IT, MARTY!
Sounds like someone is trying to run a scam on vacuum desiccated remains, like what with happened with Plegg.
Paul is an interesting fellow. I almost worked for him. Went into shellfish instead at the last minute.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Is that why he's named Stamets?
The character is named after the mycologist. I knew of the mycologist first and was very surprised (and kinda weirded out at first) to hear his name on screen.
Wait, mushroom mycelium powder?
They did this post exposure to the mycelial network?
Hey, if you get some, you can just say "eat/bite me" and toss some their way!
Own some Stamets for host defense.
It’s tight in here
Eh, I've got a wine.
Yeah, well I've got a... Y'know, nevermind.
Oh shit what’s the inside scoop
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