this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2026
693 points (98.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

42691 readers
3913 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 54 minutes ago (2 children)

"How about more Jesus shapes in photos!? everyone loves those!"

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 12 minutes ago

Release the minions!

[–] Geodes_n_Gems@lemmy.ml 2 points 30 minutes ago

"& everybody loves the iconic Bible Characters, Shrimp Jesus & the conventionally attractive flight attendant!"

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago

I'm on Facebook cuz of marketplace and whenever I accidentally look at my feed it's just a bunch of benny johnson rage bait

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Engaged and enraged are only one letter apart. Really makes u think

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Nobody:

Billionaires:

"We're going to see a resurgence of woke, I know you think billionaires are evil... But they're actually good. I've hired a team of people and bought a media company to say I'm good and they say I'm arguably the most influential thinker in the western world, and how could that be evil. The real evil people are muslim leftist white women because they're not having enough children for me to abuse. Would an evil person really tell you that with that much honesty and integrity?"

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Dangit, I thought all my carefully-worded internet comments about criticisms of the 1% were affecting positive change in the world while I lay here naked doing nothing at all to improve the world.... actually contributing to & advancing the nefarious goals of Zuckerberg & Thiel & Altman.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Can you take your camera out of my bedroom?

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

In this economy, being chill is activism.

joy as an act of resistance ✊

If it ends there it ends there.

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

is this what "peace de resistance" means?

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 86 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

i prefer to get my outrage ad free, thanks tho

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Frankly the ads are the best thing on Facedook

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 45 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

One of my neighbors cut down some beautiful old fruit trees, for seemingly no reason.

I have locally sourced, free range outrage, just from going outside!

[–] nastronot@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

People don’t need an excuse to be dumb

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 12 hours ago

The reason is probably that your neighbours are fuckwits

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 8 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I so want to rationalize it and not be upset… maybe they weren’t producing anymore?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago

My neighbors had a beautiful pear tree they cut down. The pears became a sludge that covered most of their lawn and wasps covered the rest. I was really sad to see it go, but I didn't have to deal with the piles of pears.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

They don't take kindly of the fruits.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Maybe they had an infection and had to be removed?

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 16 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

There's plenty of angry reactions to go around for everyone around here.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Fuck you, this is all natural anger that doesn't help anyone, not even billionaires

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Here arguments don't go in circles so much.

A: we should abolish the police

B: no they perform useful services!

A: like what, exactly?

B: like killing undesirables!

A: [this is where I just stop replying because they've proven my point]

At least you can appreciate that humans aren't designed to keep the conversation going forever.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Police interact with people on some of the worst days of their lives. They are also an entry point to an adversarial legal system and sometimes decide to kill you.

Uh oh nuance to go in circles around!

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

A lot of the time what makes those days the worst of someone's life is, you know, the near-irresistable force pursuing them with guns and chains and a high resolution global surveillance network

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I avoid cops like the plague but I’m not kidding that a significant number of people call in and invite police to a situation over the dumbest shit you can imagine.

This is a shit post community btw so I’m not trying to engage in real argument about the scale of police or whether they should exist.

[–] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

They're kinda the worst. I know they suck and we should get rid of em the way I know my shit stinks and I should wipe

[–] TheOneCurly@feddit.online 5 points 8 hours ago

But here we do it for the love of the game.

[–] motionofethre@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

Trump did something. Also AI

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Something something ML and Hexbear something something

[–] motionofethre@piefed.social 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Just the way you say that makes it clear you aren't perfectly aligned with my niche personal views and therefore, I need to let you know you are clearly from the group of people I consider undesirable

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 1 points 9 hours ago

Defederated

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

No the Zuck asking me to give him a solid. He better take it with no complaints

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 16 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

Just read the documentation of Hyperbola GNU+BSD and you'll be outraged at the world at large for a good while

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›