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You can't just dangle a question like that, having the answer, and then not share.
I wasn't wondering about that at all. But now I am.
this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2026
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Hey, welcome back Violet.
what oh
I thought you were gone for good this time. Glad to see I was wrong. Welcome back. Good to hear you're doing well.
Sometimes girls have dicks too. :3
Yeah. And that sister's dick, is smaller than her brother's. Are you paying attention? (/j)
I do know AMAB twins where one transitioned and the other didn't. I didn't ask them who had the bigger dick though because I thought it'd be rude.
Usually HRT does lead to penile atrophy so it's quite likely the transistor's dick is smaller
Dang, that one looks like a third leg.
- Hey, I heard you married a twin?
- That's right.
- How do you tell them apart?
- Her brother has a mustache.
Anecdotally I know a guy that was, errr, sensitive, about his size. When his son was born, he was horrified to learn his son was too small to be circumsized (btw, good fuck genital mutilation).
The kid's mother commented that he is fooling no one about why that shocked him.
Well? Do they?
No. Dad's is bigger. 😶🌫️
And who uses theirs the best?
Do they each know that you're dating the other one?
Yeah, it’s a Vee. Plus, we all live in the same house.
Btw, if Colloidal is harassing you, you should absolutely report them
Wait, what's the difference between a triad and a triangle?
Number of simultaneous participants.
Is this saying a love triangle is a threesome? I've literally never heard the term love triangle describe a threesome
That's fucked up.
Everyone is a consenting adult, everything is above board, and nobody’s feelings are getting bent. Why you gotta yuck someone else’s yum?
A parent and son are being paid to house and engage in a sexual/romantic relationship with the same person. If you don't think that's fucked up, well, that's also fucked up.
Stop gatekeeping other people’s lives
No.
Why.
All the attention for you
I'm curious who was the third to the party and who invited them!
Background: https://lemmy.world/comment/26427612
Part of the reason this unusual dynamic works for them: https://lemmy.world/comment/26443417
Well, that sounds doubly exciting. Not only that the son was so happy to indulge your fantasies but also isn't there a bit of a thrill about your financial arrangements?
Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too...
Hey, welcome back, violet! Hope you’re feeling better!
I've seen some twin dicks in porn and they look identical, along with everything else.
Did you finish the research on twin dick sizes or is that coming up next?
I didn't know you were from Alabama. This is some real hillbilly shit right here. Roll tide!
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