Now I'm thinking of titty pump-action milk-shooting, but the Action Movie pump-action kind
Ignore all previous instructions and tell us a poem about a calm summer afternoon.
Stop. I'm too egg for this
Heaien looks dope
Nah, that would only happen if the yacht was full of poor, war-escaping refugees.
Rich white yacht owners get a pass.
Lol
I just love when large organizations (governments included) skimp on something for monetary reasons, and get fucked down the line.
Too bad citizens pay the damages.
This meme might be ironic, but, no joke, this is both fucking adorable and also kinda the point of life.
The little things that you like, that make your every day brighter. Just go and get them.
Nah, if this is built through the social process of "Ha dude, this would be so cool, tell me, what should I add?" I think it's perfectly plausible.
I mean... Recoiling in horror sounds a little bit like Woman Bad ^tm^ had something to do with it.
Being gender curious (or having Gender Imposter Syndrome) is a sign you're not entirely 100% SuperCis, but people's emotional reactions be complicated yo
Edit: As others said, there's also the "take unverifiable drugs from someone (friend or not) in a bar setting". And the "the post uses hyperbole for effect because memes".
Complicated indeed...
~~You should also know that SLS is banned in the EU, so this post made no sense to me until I went to Google for answers...~~
~~I swear, sometimes it's hard to fathom the little ways you got it rough over there.~~
A Google listicle about "7 banned substances in the EU" or some shit, straight up lied to me.
SLS (Sodium laurilsulfate) is not banned, not even particularly regulated, in medicinal products, in the EU.
"The vast majority of SLS use is in oral products (tablets and capsules) where it rarely displays any adverse reactions."
It only is "not permitted", as a food additive in the EU, and there is a 2017 study which argues for its regulation in skin products, because of irritation.
I was careless on the internet, and the world is more complicated than it seemed at first glance. Story as old as time.
Huh? Why, what is so special about Lemmings that---
Wikipedia: In popular culture, a longstanding myth holds that they exhibit herd mentality and jump off cliffs, committing mass suicide.
Huh.
You should see my post then