Beginner sounding tools are so quaint.
this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2026
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Ah yes. Beginner.
Not where my mind went, but that's definitely now stuck in my head
It happens, just add some lube & try again later.
I'm glad you caught my double entendre
I am simultaneously horrified, disgusted, entertained and interested.
Flared bases people
Wow, a genuine shit post!
I have questions ...
Ask away!
Well, exactly what did they think this did? Why would it need cleaning?
https://youtu.be/6wjbTruO4Ko?is=k8ZhfOJPLVtiF82F
Might need cleaning if it's used
Seems far too small for that.
Everyone has to start somewhere. Maybe that's why the owner wants to trade up
I heard this a lot but it doesn't really seem to be needed. I have two accounts of people jumping right into real life girth with zero preparation
"Real life girth" most impressive
That's how you get to a Bad Dragon.
You want a bad dragon? Because that's how you get a bad dragon.
So... What is this actually for?
If a gold ring is too small for your finger, you can place it onto this, and use a hammer to drive the wedge into the middle, and expand the ring (without going to a professional jeweler).
Usually it's only good for a 1 size adjustment, and it doesn't work with some rings, especially if they aren't an even width all the way around.
That's correct. I have one and used it to expand my wedding band. They do work.
When two adults love each other very much
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
(jk, @prime_number_314159@lemmy.world already explained it, thanks!)
Question: why does it say ring strecher on the box, instead of ring stretcher? There's no way it was an illiterate business owner with illiterate subordinates. Was there some kind of copyright/trademark preventing it?
I was thinking this was too wide for sounding
Not wide enough?
Why does it need to be rinsed? Its because of the implication: Think of the inside of your anus forming itself to the shape of the object as it enters your anus. That’s what we’re dealing with here. That’s the game now.
That's the rule, that's the goal now
Thanks for catching the reference! I feel a part of something larger than myself now!
There are dozens of us!
It develops a seasoned layer if you don't rinse it. Much like a wok.
Or a Dutch oven... either one
No pain no gain
Can I get the gains with a side of no pain instead?
I'm already tired boss ):
No gain for you!
I can only think of one purpose
Lack of imagination
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