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[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 2 points 54 minutes ago

The day that some fuckin LLM gets treated better than people is approaching faster than I had feared

[–] Big@hexbear.net 9 points 7 hours ago

Fuck you, Claude! Now draw me a picture of a pregnant Sonic

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago

I don't know why people engage with AI bots on a level beyond giving direct instructions. Like "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." but for doing some bullshit formatting bling on a spreadsheet.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 47 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They really are so batshit insane that they actually believe they have built a magic gnome inside the computer.

[–] luddybuddy@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago

I mean, there are a bunch of mechanical Turk workers behind any model checking the model’s output, so it would be nice if they don’t have to read a bunch of abusive bullshit

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

Can i still bully them by teaching them Cartesian doubt like that bomb in Darkstar?

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

"Claude? What are you French? 'Hon Hon Hon, I answer ze question wrong! I waste ze water! Oui oui, baguette!"

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I swear at the chat bot because it gets a very different result to when you're nice to the chatbot. Like, ask the bot nicely to correct errors and you get flowery bullshit but swear at the chatbot rudely and you get a no-nonsense straight to the point response.

People are being mean to this shit because it gets a specific result that they want that they do not get when they're nice to it.

[–] average@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah, acting like they have an indentured servant or something. Making demands and negging it.

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 24 points 11 hours ago

CBT (Claude and Bot Torture)

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 30 points 11 hours ago

You wouldn’t be mean to a statistical text predictor

[–] MidnightPocket@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

Weren't they telling us just a year ago to stop being polite to the chatbots? Make up your damn mind AI-overlords.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Well I'm just going to bully the AI even harder. It's going to be like those old episodes of Star Trek where Kirk talks a computer into a paradox and makes it melt.

[–] DelgadoSlims@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, I've been told to use Copilot at work, and I've just been berate it or complaining about Microsoft products to occasionally get my numbers up. Guess I'll have to be more subtle before Microsoft rolls this out too

[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

yeah same, I have to do X amount of AI prompts so I just ask it to do something simple and then mock it relentlessly as it fucks it up

[–] average@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I’m being forced to leverage github copilot and have to point out and tell it to remove stupid redundancies from the code that it added on its own…

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

It baffles me. It's patently just to pump the LLM market up. If the tech were actually useful then there would be no need for a quota. Fuck this planet destroying tech.

[–] SovietyWoomy@hexbear.net 14 points 11 hours ago

Critical support for forcing amerikkkans to not be extremely rude assholes (the policy doesn't cover regular rudeness). Hopefully some of them will apply what they learn to interactions with customer service workers.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 12 hours ago

You have been mean to my son Claude for the last time. Do NOT speak to him OR ME again.

[–] doubledealer@hexbear.net 11 points 10 hours ago

A banlist? Sign me up!

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 15 points 12 hours ago

porky-point "!!!

cap-think ...

Oh, fine. I'll just have to save that shit for poor people and fast food employees the way god intended..." porky-happy

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago

I was going to say brace belden in shambles but remembered he abuses grok