TUMBLE_BUS

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[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 26 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

I wanna say something, I've seen a lot of people in leftist and progressive spaces having some amount of empathy for this guy cuz of how pathetic he is.

Don't. I don't think he is a victim in any way, shape or form. He lives in horrid squalor because he likes it. His personal wealth is enough to easily put him in the upper middle class if not upper class, he is a millionaire via investments in several companies. He has every and all personal resource to not be such a disgusting troglodyte as he is. He CHOOSES not to live a dignified life because he is a disgusting fascist freak who gets off on how much power he can wield while being a repulsive person. He deserves all lire and scorn that can be directed at him.

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 16 points 19 hours ago
[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes gamer aliens will kidnap you into a pocket dimension board game where you have to play hopscotch with an alien girl.

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 28 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The only way this could be redeemable is if the guy has a humiliation fetish and there's a Red Army themed dominatrix off screen who's about to "punish the Nazi".

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 32 points 20 hours ago

Me at EU customs: "where's the burgers?"

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My mechanic friend told me to steer clear of random no-name gas stations with oddly low prices. He said they're usually run by criminal groups who buy tankers of reject fuel and basically sell it off and shut down before the feds catch onto them. Said the gas is so bad it can fuck up your engine.

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 16 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

While seemingly nude?

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 2 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

You have to clean out the holodeck cum filters sometimes

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Well of course!

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't say they can't come with you.

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

::: spoiler CW: tasteless joke

I got Epstein and Barr's kissing disease as an infant and have to take meds daily because of it.

BREAKING NEWS!!! :::

 

epstein disgost

 

Or a really big star ship?

Like one with REALLY nice facilities and services, maybe not a full blown holo-deck cuz that'd sorta defeat the purpose of a hypothetical. Like it could even have some domed gardens and stuff but nothing quite big enough to fully trick you into thinking you were on a planet surface.

IDK if I could, I like the outdoors, but it would also basically be like living in the most walkable city ever.

 

Hate wife!

 

"I mean technically officer I wasn't LYING. I don't see how this counts as harassment and causing a public nuisance."

 
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