Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.
I've conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
I don't buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
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Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you'll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
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Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
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Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand...
surströmming?
Surströmming is not a food, it's a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.
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Can't stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
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This should include a line about drinking alcohol with all of these olives. The dehydration levels one would experience would be devastating.
You’ll be fine! Don’t listen to the lies spread by big water!
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"This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what's being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!" - the news in America
The only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.
You win the internet for today
I'll be here all week, try the buffet.
Derek!
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
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> with your fingers
Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?
Miniature lightsaber battles
Mmm heartburn
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women's jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
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My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
Edit: the meme inspired her to do it again tonight, lol.
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