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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 6 points 6 hours ago

Eh fuck it I'm game.

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Michelle is a fine lady. I'd be down to be the milk in their chocolate, wink wink, nudge nudge.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

twink twink, fudge fudge

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

STOP to Quit

GO to Hit

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 60 points 21 hours ago
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago

Of course. If it was Republicans they would never try to solicit sex with adults. That's how you know it's genuine.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 18 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Will he be wearing the tan suit?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago

Not for long.

[–] openchan@piefed.social 13 points 19 hours ago

"Lets do weird stuff with Dijon mustard"

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 26 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Eh, I could chill with Obama. He seems like he's a cool guy. And then I could say "I know a guy who knows Bruce Springsteen".

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Eh, I could chill with Bruce Springsteen. He seems like he's a cool guy. And then I could say "I know a guy who knows Joe Piscopo".

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 38 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I read dozens of books for girls.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Lazy girls... They should read their own books?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 10 hours ago

Shhhh! He's fallen for it, don't wreck the scam!

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

I mean, as a strategy to meet interesting people it is pretty awesome from a human connection standpoint. But you still need to close that deal beyond that. I'd love it if someone was all reading some of the weird shit I am into just to causally throw a reference my way to get me interested. Don't mean we're gonna fuck on the first date.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago

Sounds like the Super Hans method, but without the results

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 6 points 16 hours ago

He invites you over, you are excited, he seems cool, then he asks you to play basketball, you are not really a aports person but sure, its Obama. He then just proceeds to use the opportunity tontrash talk you while kicking you ass at basketball.

[–] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

Will there be board games?

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago
[–] Astrealix@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

somehow would still be a better prez than what the world has to deal with now