Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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Gonna be pretty funny when the release is delayed and the military doesn't adjust the days off for the suckers who re-enlisted.
Defect to Iran and they'll let you play it all day after you give away all your info
lol, this sounds more like the kind of incentive my parents would come up with for maintaining a certain GPA or doing some big chore or something.
I fully expect the military brass to have one of those thermometer charts tracking oil through the SoH: "every time 100 million barrels make it through, you get a Pizza Party!*"
*Up to 100% of pizza and/or party elements may not be available
500 Good Boy Points for a 4 year reenlistment
Yeah I was gonna say this sounds like something I'd say to a misbehaving son or smth.
They obviously had the most intense discussion internally about how long soldiers would take to get bored of GTA VI/finish the entire game.
Credits roll and you're being shipped to your grave..
Come on rockstar delay it again, it'll be even funnier
Sorry son, GTA VI will have to wait, we just found another school to bomb!
They're just guaranteeing you won't have to "work" for four days so you can game?
damn gotta join the milly terry just to play the new geetyay
Do they know you can play it for more than 4 days without reenlisting?