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Yeah you got ptsd and your legs blown off but this time we got the new GTA so come on back!
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lol, this sounds more like the kind of incentive my parents would come up with for maintaining a certain GPA or doing some big chore or something.
I fully expect the military brass to have one of those thermometer charts tracking oil through the SoH: "every time 100 million barrels make it through, you get a Pizza Party!*"
*Up to 100% of pizza and/or party elements may not be available
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Yeah I was gonna say this sounds like something I'd say to a misbehaving son or smth.