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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 110 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Where is my pronoun bike garage?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Bi-cycles for everyone!

fingerguns

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 47 points 1 month ago

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones

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[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 40 points 1 month ago

I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Cleaned version

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My bathroom refuses to tell me their pronouns.

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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

No, it's not gender-specific. It just randomly changes your gender every time you enter.

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[–] Embargo@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DrBanjo@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is it safe to have that many bees near a meth lab?

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[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

When do I move in?

Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

Yes, if you heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)

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[–] outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post you are referencing.

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 month ago

A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

[–] Chrglstr143@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] captain_spicard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

[–] SuperSirLoin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

First you'd have to make homes affordable

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 month ago

Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Abortion

Fuck I'm laughing way too hard

[–] sam_the_tech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!

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[–] wador@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

So, where is the prostate massage basement?

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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Coathangers obviously

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Your celebratory balloon collection, duh!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

What DON'T you keep in one?!

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