You had me at homes.
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2026
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Where is my pronoun bike garage?
Bi-cycles for everyone!
fingerguns
I'm more confused about the lack of a Satan guest room. He'll drop by next Wednesday and he hates the couch.
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I wish I had a gay room.
My room came out as trans in 2019. The entire family was very supportive.
Have you thought of some colourful throw pillows, a few LED strips, and jaunty polka playing in the background? Many the dour room has been turned gay with the addition of a little colour and music.
I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”
Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅
Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen
Kitchen is where I wanna fuck my boywife
Oh yeah? Well i wanna .. boy. .. my fuckwife.. dammit you guys already took the good ones
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"Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"
I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule
It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.
Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.
Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3
why is this funny???
A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.
Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.
Cleaned version
Does that mean I can only have sex in the lounge if I plan to get married?
So, where is the prostate massage basement?
We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.
Where's the litter box?
When do I move in?
Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Do you buy a car before you test drive it?
Yes, if you heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)
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there are definitely people who preorder cars
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OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.
It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post you are referencing.
Is it common for conservatives to have sepatate, genered bathrooms?
I mean, my ex and I used different bathrooms, but that's because she really didn't like sharing bathrooms in general.
So the closet is that were we store the Gay?
Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.
A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho
Is Gay Room just when it's gaytime in the bathroom?
I'll give it all up, except my weed smoking patio.
I would love to have an abortion clinic in my place
I'd offer free abortions, contraception, sterilisations and all the help I could give to people who are facing having their life ruined by an unwanted pregnancy
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