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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Try to make sense of that answer, I dare you.

[–] Stache_@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You use the money to buy a buncha cats!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

'Cept replace "need" with "have."

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Probably get shot, and its not like I would snitch anyway, but I don't think I'd be able to help myself. I got a terminal mouth.

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Every note counted into a bank has its serial registered. After a robbery the bank will have a full take of its stock and mark any missing notes. If you spend much of it, or deposit any of it, you're fucked. It would need to be properly laundered through many retail fronts - ideally that are well spread out over a very wide area.

Now, if they have gold, that shit can be melted down or more easily fenced.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I’m just gonna buy drugs

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Now show that as a gif

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