So, it does work.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike
How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.
Oh, they're all very aware. That's why they're building bunkers, and buying islands, and building bunkers on islands.
Once they lock themselves into their bunkers, we just pour a few tons of concrete over the bunker entrance and call it a day.
Future archaeologists will marvel at the elaborate tombs our kings built for themselves.
Pour the concrete into the air intake and exhaust
Like they said, concrete the doors first.
What you dump down the air intakes afterwards is your business.
"Nuclear waste disposal is not a significant problem." Glad you said that, Mr. CEO.
That is a great point. Also glyphosate, pesticides and lead
I think it would be more fun to pour a slow flow of water into the intake.
Yes by why miss the opportunity to spray glyphosate, pesticides, lead and nuclear byproducts into their drinking water and air intake systems. We’d just be returning the favor
They can still exercise power from a bunker, because somehow, no matter how awfully they behave, there are always plenty of people who will do their bidding.
Those people will need to be dealt with
New chant, "You say bunker, we say guillotine!"
"You say bunker, we say grave!"
Fits the whole "concrete on concrete" theme better imo.
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I mean, you don't need to believe you're evil to understand that everyone else believes you're evil. He probably thinks he's right and it's everyone else who is wrong.
No, they know their the bad guys, and they're okay with it.
MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE
I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.
If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics
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It's too small, it won't have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.
I don't have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.
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It's like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it'll get shit done.
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What a little bitch. That's a half scale model.
What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he's afraid of? You couldn't slice a sandwich with that little thing.
Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can't get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.
It’s for his dick
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The People of Salem be like:
I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️
Love y'all (and glory to Salem).
Yes. Make them scared. Show them they're just one very mortal individual, and that we are many, many more.
Invest in guillotines and guillotine services companies. Growth industry for sure.
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With a neck like that, the executioner won't have any problems at all.
More CEOs need to fear for their lives.
ALL of them.
And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.
A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it....It's like they were meant for each other.
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A device like this can be used to cut delicious, cold watermelon, pineapples, and other fruits for serving to protesters, on hot summer days. We're getting more hot summer days recently, as it happens.
A fully functional one can be built by a handyman using basic tools in a garage workshop in a day. Everything you need can be found at your local homecenter store.
Here's a video of such a fruit cutter in action: https://youtu.be/CJvIzsxmnBY
Bringing a guillotine to a protest merely to show it off and make a statement is a great way to have blackshirts (also known as the police) harassing you about making "terroristic threats".
Cutting fruit with it sends the same message, while also demonstrating that the device actually works and is not for show. And you have a legitimate reason for having it. What, officer? I'm not threatening anyone with this. This is a watermelon-cutting machine.
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Guillotine is too kind, we've been through an industrial revolution.
Portable meat grinder or wood chipper would be more apt for these ghouls.
Nah, it's carbon neutral and environmentally friendly, you don't want a diesel generator.
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That is definitely an informed warrior ride.
Onward the Butlerian Jihad!
Luckily he's a business major or he might have noticed the Guillotine is nonfunctional by the slack in the rope.
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free speech
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