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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

25 was good, insurance costs often go down, you're more likely to now be seen as a responsible adult by default. Your body is probably not rapidly deteriorating.

The best I have for you all at that age is, you're probably not feeling a effects of age yet, you can probably still party and most of your friends aren't married with children so you probably still have people to party with.

30's you recover more slowly, your friends start getting sparse as they start their own families.

40's you have to work to not fall to sloth, energy isn't a given, you have to schedule to get time with your friends

50's you need to start being careful about how you do things. your friends have grown children, if you don't do body maintenance you will fall into disrepair and it's hard AF to get out of that. Many people find stuff they used to enjoy eating now causes them discomfort. Your knees, back, ankles might pop when you get out of bed or occasionally when you go up steps

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

It's a great age. It's also a great time to start building good habits. If I could go back, I would have spent so much more time developing better sleep and workout habits. Lack of sleep and working out has absolutely wrecked me.

[–] AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

Even if getting old sucks ass, it beats the hell out of the alternative.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Happy finally-considered-an-adult-by-car-insurance-and-rental-companies day!

I'm sorry you don't want to be 25. In my experience, 30 is far better, so just hang on and do your best 🤗

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

ayo. old head here.

At 29. I had a pact with myself to kill myself before my 40th birthday.

I'm 43 this year.

If you take one piece of advice away: life is always worth living, there's always a tomorrow, no matter how bad you feel that feeling is not forever and things can change and you can change them.

I have struggles, doubts, frustrations, rages, disappointments, set backs, failures and, indeed, depression. But I lived. And even today I had a bad moment, I was feeling super low - but this evening I had a wonderful time with some friends and came home to my wife who I adore.

You made it to 25 and I knew a few people who didn't when I was 25. Now I'm forty fewer people have made it with me.

I miss them but we get to see what's next. You get to see what's next.

Enjoy being 25, 26, and beyond

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm glad you're still here and thank you so much for the words of advice/encouragement.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

43 this year too. 42 was a wild ride and 43 isn't shaping up to be any less crazy.

If I could offer only one piece of advice, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, where as the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

And no, there was no copying, nor pasting involved, I just remember that "song" very well. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it may be worth looking up, because as I've gotten older, the advice in that "song" has only become more accurate, more true, and hit home a whole lot harder year after year.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

The Sunscreen Song. it was a hit in the late 90s / early 00s

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Well I'm more than 25+25 and would not want to be 25 either but don't worry, it will only last a year. Just hang on.

[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

Are we supposed to get a second time through our 20s? If so, I got ripped off man.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

First time?

[–] vapordays@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago

For most people, their peak physical potential is between 25-35.

And peak mental potential is older than that

Enjoy

[–] VictoriaAScharleau@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I, too, cried.

I decided to turn 24 the next year.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Make the most of being a 20something.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Ok Boomer /s

[–] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

There is only one way stop growing older I'm afraid

My grandma always said 'getting old is fun. Being old is not.' And 'I guess it beats the alternative' and a legendary 'folks I'm getting old' at the ripe old age of 98. My immediate response was 'well that took you a while then'

Anyway, you're 25, you'll be fine, also happy birthday!

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Happy birthday and don't cry when 30 comes

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I’m nearly 40. What do I win?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

Aches and pains! Enjoy!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Happy birthday!

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don't worry too much, it's only for a year

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

It won't last.

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

You're in the prime of your life. This is where your life begins. Enjoy the ever living fuck out of it.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Better than aging backwards. Benjamin Button disease takes far too many lives.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

25 years and my life is still trying to get up that great big hill of hope for a destination...

25 is a breeze, enjoy your time! Trust, it gets better and better. (The aging part at least, not so sure about the world part lol)

[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Happy birthday! I remember turning 25 and feeling so old. Now I'm in my thirties and it rules. Well, the world sucks, but on a personal level, don't sweat it. You've got plenty to enjoy now and plenty to look forward to.

A comic by Sarah Andersen where she is told as a kid that life is basically over after turning thirty, until she opens a door to 'life after I turned 30' and found it was rainbows and flowers

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

The only thing that changes in your 30s is that you stop giving a fuck, but that changes everything.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's fine, you won't be for very long.

[–] nycvin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's better than the alternative

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

I cast: become 35 year old!

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would do anything to be 25 again

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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would give my left nut to be 25

[–] Janx@piefed.social 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would also trade this guy's nut to be 25 again!

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (9 children)

.........ok, but now I'm curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?

[–] Maiq@piefed.zip 14 points 1 day ago

Dr. Whosticles.

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago
[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nah, the real tragedy is turning 27, that's when you no longer get discounted rates on the speed train here in Germany 🥺 Gotta ride around as much as I can before it's over for me in October.

[–] doodahjones@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago

My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'd love to be 25 again. Wanna swap?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're practically in your grave at this point

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dont want to be 35, but here we are buddy.

[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh what I would give to be 35 again, when you're 36 like I am you'll understand how good you have it

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