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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or their phone keyboard offered an autocorrection… Google have been doing that for years now.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

So what you're saying is google knows how to spell Mia Khalifa's name. Does this mean they want my attention?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

autocorrect capitalizes names, the name in the post isn't capitalized.

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The could have auto capitalization turned off

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So then it wasn't auto corrected...

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Auto correct with autocapitalization turned off is a thing… I just tried it with my phone.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lemme try. Miss Khalid

Nope, but that's 100% on me for swiping and sucking at it.

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel you and I ought to fight crime together or something.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I'm just a simple Fartographer; you're the one with all the pizzazz. If anything, I'd be the Peter Parker to your Spider-Man: two distinct individuals.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or they could just know the correct spelling of a common Arabic name.

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be fair, if I swipe kalifa on my keyboard it autocorrects to Khalifa every time. There is no kalifa option other than the one I've just forced. If this person wasn't paying attention to the "h" it could've been accidental.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Tbf, you don't have to be a rainman of early 2010s porn to recognise poor transliteration arabic to english, but i'm sure it helps.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They might be aware of the Burge Khalifa building

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I've never heard of the Burj Khalifa.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Or the rapper Wiz Khalifa for that matter. The song played at the end of fast 7 when they sent Paul Walker away (See you again) has billions of views on YouTube. In fact it's up to 7 billion now.

Incidentally that was the movie in which they jumped out of Burj Khalifa in cars lol

[–] msfroh@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I had read previously (and just confirmed on Wikipedia) that Mia Khalifa (real name Sarah Joe Chamoun) got her stage name from her dog, Mia, and Wiz Khalifa.

So, familiarity with Wiz Khalifa is directly relevant to knowing how Mia Khalifa's name is spelled.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

I hate modern Internet culture

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Most awesome thing I've seen today edit: wait I hiked up a hill and looked at the city skyline today, nevermind

Or autocorrect or they read it and wrote it how it sounded to them without looking closely at spelling or many other possible reasons.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your

I love when smug dickheads make 2nd grade grammar errors.

[–] leg@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

I'm a smug dickhead, but usually when I make that mistake, it's because swype doesn't know which "your" I meant, and I fail to catch the mis-swype. Same with "too/to". And, weirdly, "me/Mr". It's actually a pretty common occurrence, and it's a huge pain point.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Ok but... who is Mia khalifa?

(I looked it up, I think it's former controversial porn actress, current internet personality)

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They could've searched "Mia Kalifa" and found out the correct spelling. So it's not necessarily begging for attention.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then why would they ask who it is?

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gil already thought about this is and is just commenting for attention

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who's Gilgamesh broπŸ’”?

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Notice how his name is spelled gilgame-t-h here, and you spelled it right; shows that you know of him and you are simply begging for attention.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's "attention" and does it come in a caffeinated beverage form?

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Mine came with a deficit disorder

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Notice how it's spelt "atenttion" here and you spelt it correct, showing you already have enough

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Or they just know how to spell common surnames. Or they listen to rap. And only actually knows her after those two.

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Goddammit, they're begging for attention!

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Idk I just typed "kalifa" and had to fix autocorrect changing it to Khalifa. Or dude could be familiar with Arabic transliteration and the name but not the person.

Doesn't matter to me though. I'm distracted now that I'm thinking about Mia Khalifa.