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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I mean honestly, no shit it won't shorten the work week, because no technological advancement has ever made us less busy. Only more. His reason is wrong and is just a bald faced lie to cover that he thinks it's a great way to milk out more blood from the stones these places are built on.

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 134 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Sam Altman says

Opinion discarded

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 37 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’d like to interject for a moment, but what you’re actually referring as Sam Altman isn’t his actual name, but as I’ve taken to calling him Scam Altman

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

His friend calls him Clammy Sam

[–] FRYD@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago
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[–] frunch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

If i force myself to read anything he's said, i make sure i read it in that pre-pubescent voice of his. I can never get past the way it sounds like he's straining to summon enough energy to make sound come out of his mouth. The ideas that couple with that hideous noise just make the situation magnitudes worse 🫩

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[–] dudeface@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I do enjoy working a lot

Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t prefer to work shorter weeks for companies that profit from me

Then I can spend more time on my own projects which is more rewarding

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

People enjoy productivity. People love working on things. But they don't enjoy working on things for someone else, all while getting nothing out of it but some financial compensation for their time wasted.

One of the most awful feelings is being too exhausted to work on your own projects. It's so unfulfilling and anti-human nature.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 12 points 5 days ago

some financial compensation for their time wasted.

*As minimal financial compensation as possible, which must be constantly fought over too.

[–] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 32 points 5 days ago

Billionaires secretly enjoy guillotines.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 40 points 5 days ago

Yes Sam, we are yearning for the mines, and for billionaires to abuse us even more...

[–] tty5@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago

He's half right. I enjoy being busy, as long as I'm doing things I want when I want. What my employer wants me to do is rarely on the top of that list.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Plantation owner assures us slaves enjoy the whip.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

If you don't like working 50 hours a week until age 80 for a non living wage. It means you have work derangement syndrome. Totally a real thing.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

Fuck man, if AI made it so I didn't have to work 40 hours a week just to live, you know what I'd be doing?

I'd be keeping busy about as much time per week, sure. But I'd be doing shit I WANT TO DO instead of maximizing Shareholder Value™️. Reading, motorcycling, brewing, baking, hiking...

Living. Not just working.

Unfortunately for us all, LLMs won't do that and never were designed for it. Instead they're tools of Fascist oppression, and should be destroyed.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 21 points 5 days ago

Yes... Doing things we enjoy rather than working.

[–] Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Here's the thing, I do love being busy...

Playing with my kid

Cleaning the house

Painting minis

Work busy is so far down the list

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[–] btsax@reddthat.com 12 points 5 days ago

Yeah dude, busy playing Metroid and going surfing, not busy completing four hours of unskippable corporate training for the third time this month

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 17 points 5 days ago

Busy with what

This mfer thinks we don't do shit outside of working hours wtf

[–] pasdechance@jlai.lu 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why bother talking to guys like Sam? Why print what they say?

He isn't even an AI expert, his own employees have said so. He is just the adman.

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's probably just the usual of trying to appeal to people in power/higher position aka basic bootlicking.

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[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Well yeah, i enjoy being busy. It's even kinda necessary for me due to ADHD, if i sit still with nothing to do for too long, days to weeks, early symptoms of depression start to slowly creep in which will get worse over time.

I'd just like to be busy with my interests and hobbies, not damned work. Even though I actually do like my work.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Billionaires will only read your first sentence

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[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

We like to be busy, not exploited and not waste our lives doing meaningless drivel.

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

I never feel more useless, isolated, and destroyed emotionally than when I am performing monotonous shitty tasks fixing fuckups that shouldn't have happened

and it just so happens that that seems to be the type of work that AI leaves behind for real people, so...

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

The tech bro billionaires have a bright future planned for humanity. When jobs disappear, they’re hoping we all start fighting and killing each other until disasters reduce the global Population. Meanwhile, they will be shacked up in their remote luxury resorts riding out events until there are a few million people left who can then work as their very own serfs

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh no! My secret love for labor! I sure hope no one tries to reduce my quality of life by reducing my hours/full paycheck!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

“Those peasants and their secret love for having food and a roof over their heads, lol. “

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Weird, I thought I said Sam Altman could go fuck himself after the last awful thing he said, did nobody pass my message on?

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago

It sure is convenient that the business owners are always reporting on their findings that support their business models!

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago

Scam Faultman

[–] WilloftheWest@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I enjoy teaching and, provided I was guaranteed my needs and reasonable comforts were provided, would continue to teach for free. I doubt Altman’s talking about passionate people pursuing their passions free from the threat of financial ruin.

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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

"Sam Altman says..."

Who fucking cares?

[–] ReluctantZen@feddit.nl 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but like, being busy by doing things we enjoy doing

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I retired young, at 38 years old. I'm not wealthy, just broken from 20 years of military service and receiving enough pay and benefits to cover my basic needs without having to work.

Do I want to be busy? Heck yeah! My days are so packed with stuff to do, I need to keep a schedule so I don't miss out on things going on in my life. I'm booked solid for at least a few years out on projects, events, socializing, and general fun activities.

Do I want to go back to work though? Fuck no. I gave up my personal freedom and a handful of my basic human rights to work for the govt for 2 decades. It's my time now.

I enjoy not having to wake up at god-awful hours of the morning. I enjoy not having to dress up and go to a job, where I'm stuck until a certain time of day regardless of my productivity level. I enjoy deciding each morning what my day is going to be like, or choosing not to face the day and just veg out in bed all day.

Most everyone wants to be busy. Most people want to live though, not work. I achieved that dream and get to live the rest of my life enjoying things. I just had to sacrifice my mind and body to "earn" it.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Saaaam. You promised you wouldn't tell anyone. Oh my gosh, I'm so embarassed everyone knows my secret now. 🤭

Yes ... busy doing the stuff we want to do, not busy doing the stuff we have to do for a boss we hate!

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Why don't we just start with a mandatory 4 day work week and see how many people want to work on Friday.

Every time I think Altman has maxxed the “I am a complete fucking tool and a garbage human” metric, he manages to set the bar a little bit higher. It’s as impressive as it is obnoxious and aggravating.

"We always want more. We think of new things to do, to create for each other, to want for ourselves. It's like a relative game. People are very focused on how they're doing relative to other people," the CEO said.

they had us in the first half. not gonna lie~

~~People~~ billionaires are very focused on how they're doing relative to other ~~people~~ billionaires.

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

last time I checked, Sam Altman was not an authority on humans

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[–] maniclucky@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

What's that? The essential promise of AI that people cared about (real people, not rich assholes) was a lie the whole time? I'm shocked! Shocked I say!

[–] rogsson@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

Fuck whatever Scam Crapman says

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago

Bro read about bullshit jobs and thought it sounds like winning formula

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I hate being busy.

Yet more evidence I am not human.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

The only people I know who are keen on going to work have been doing 40 hour weeks for decades. It's not enjoyment, it's indoctrination. Enjoying being busy is in no way equivalent to enjoying sitting in a office hearing Janet say "Someone has a case of the Mondays!".

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I think this is true to an extent. It's why I don't give much Creedence to the "no one would work under communism" rhetoric.

That being said, there's a difference between keeping busy with hobbies and building stuff for myself or to eventually sell, and making my employer money.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

capitalists gonna capitalist. news at 10.

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